Haha. AWWWWW! Parents just don’t understand, right, Robert Downey Jr.? Poor guy. He’s been up there all day and didn’t even touch the pb&j sandwich I left outside his door. Downey Jr. is on the cover of this month’s Esquire because of The Avengers and also I guess he had a baby. You can read some excerpts from the interview here, but I promise that you won’t understand them. They’re a bit, uh, scatterbrained. Also: dark! Like, he goes on some weird thing about being a father and how you either ruin your child by not loving them enough or by loving them too much and not preparing them for the cruelty of the world and it’s like, OK, Robert Downey Jr. but also CAN I LIVE? Eesh, I know it’s hard out there for a shrimp but you’re on the cover of a popcorn magazine talking about Iron Man, baby bro. Chin up, champ. Awww. Haha. Look at him! Life is hard, though, 4 real. LOL.
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