1. Remember that today, Tuesday, April 17th is “tax day” in the United States.
2. Try to remember where you were when you saw that Superman bodysuit for sale. You should have just bought it then, but you had recently read something that said you should wait 24 hours before purchasing things you may not need to make sure you really want them. That advice, you realize now, was garbage.
3. Remember where you saw it. “Weird & Inappropriate” clearance sale box at KB Toys, probably? Ugh. Hope they still have it.
4. They still have it. Looks like A LOT of people are waiting until the last minute to do their taxes this year! Buy it in XXXL.
5. Decide whether you should buy a new air pump with a hose, or if last year’s will still work all right. You can write that off, right? If your primary use is to fill up the bodysuit? You can probably definitely write off the new air pump. Remember to save your receipt.
6. Set up your webcam.
7. Fill the bodysuit with air to maximum capacity.

8. Do your taxes. (Via ViralViral.)

Comments (24)
  1. I don’t really get the S&M mask though…

    Taxes done, refund received and deposited!

  2. I usually just pay someone else to do my taxes in a inflatable superman bodysuit.

  3. I’m worried about Jon Glaser, you guys.

  4. Take him to the juicing room. Be gentle.

  5. Dessert? Here it comes…blueberry pie and cream?! It’s the most marvelous blueberry pie I’ve ever tasted!

  6. Ohhhhh. Now I get what soulja boy is talking about.

  7. “Now that’s what I call tax inflation”
    - Jay Leno

  8. Other suits available at “Weird & Inappropriate” clearance sale box at KB Toys:

  9. Man of Steel is way darker and grittier than I thought it’d be.

  10. How does he get taller!? That makes no sense.

    Also, people, his blinds, look at them. They are on lock-down. They are like, holding someone prisoner in darkness blinds.

  11. You haven’t really watched this video until you’ve watched it with this music:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g

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