Oh to be young again, posting weirdly sexual dance videos about pizza on YouTube. (Via Buzzfeed.)
Is it too early to get my “Herman W. Cain 2024″ bumper stickers printed up?
My favorite part was when he seduced the pizza.
U sexy Margherita
Homeowner: Did you just take a bite out of my pizza? Who are you?
SMF: I’m a sexy mothafuckaa…
What? I watch one video where a pre-teen grabs his crotch numerous times and seductively licks a piece of pizza and I’M the one who gets red-flagged? Thanks a lot, Patriot Act.
If you were a REAL patriot, he would have been seducing a hotdog, damnit!
The pizza wasn’t sexy though. Too cheesy, not really saucy, and it just lay there.
I’m pretty sure that was Domino’s. Have some standards dude.
Can we make this a pizza party in honor of Ian Mackaye’s 50th birthday? He might be an adult, but he’s a minor at heart.
he would be particularly fond of Little Ceasar’s’ commitment to keeping it real.
Wait…what? Ian MacKaye is 50? Ugh.
Baby has grown older. It’s no longer cute.
He needs to do one to “Peach” next…yeah, you know what, never mind.
So the sexy pizza WAS delivered in Extra Large All-Undressed. (Throwbacks to your own comments are cool, right? Indecipherable to everyone probably, but very cool for me.)
P.Y.T. (Pizza Young Thing)
Pepperoni Your Topping [?]
So, scientific question – does it make it sexier to imagine that his mom heated up the pizza and delivered it to his room, or no?
America cries out for a prequel.
You must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.