Listen, I mean, I know that “children aren’t toys.” That seems obvious. They are humans and definitely seem like things that you need to be VERY careful around, even when you don’t own them yourself. Like if you decide to walk across the street when you don’t have a “walk” sign and there is a toddler next to you and the parent says “now, we don’t walk across the street until we have a walk sign, do we?” And you think to yourself, “now we don’t walk across the street until we have a walk sign, do we?” but with a mocking tone, because, seriously? They’re going to make you feel bad for being an adult in a city FOR adults? In any case, though, they are certainly not things to regard too lightly. Very delicate. Should not eat sugar or watch TV and should NEVER be around anything with a sharp corner. But, I guess what I’m just asking is: Are they toys, though?
Yes, right? They’re toys? Super fun toys you can toss around? Great, got it. (Via VVV.)