Sometimes, I don’t know about you, but sometimes for me when Wednesday comes around and we all get to watch these videos together, it’s hard not to just write “FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY” for the entire intro. I guess it wouldn’t be that way for you because you don’t have to write the intro, but you understand. FINALLY! I saw the number one video, no spoilers, like right after Petting Zoo went up last week. And it was very frustrating because it is a VERY good video, and I had to wait an entire week to share it with everyone. Can you even imagine? Waiting a whole week to share a cute video on a blog? It’s a hard life, probably one of the hardest, and I’m glad that I have to carry the burden rather than you. Let’s get on with it, because we can, because it’s Wednesday now, and finally have fun and watch cute videos for once in our miserable lives. YAY!

10. Dog Has A Pretty Legitimate Fear Of Lightsabers

9. Dog Helps Bunny Escape Cage

8. Chick + Fat Cat = Awwwww

7. Puppy Chasing Bubbles

6. Sleepy Dog Doesn’t Wanna Go To Sleep

5. Baby Lemur Figuring It Out

4. Helping Ducklings Get Over A Curb

3. “More Catnip”

2. Orangutan Eating So Many Bananas

1. Baby Red Panda Loves A Beam Of Light

Congratulations, baby red panda! You are the cutest thing in the world! Congratulations! I’m so sorry that you’re stuck in a zoo and people are tormenting you with a flashlight! You don’t deserve it! You deserve to be free and find your own beams of light to try to grab! I’m so sorry! I LOVE YOU! The orangutan video almost isn’t great because of the background “funny” music, but then once you realize how many bananas it has in its mouth you understand that the music doesn’t even matter because it is SO MANY bananas. I hope everyone understood that “More Catnip,” which is the actual name of the video, is a “more sand” reference, and I hope everyone had their sound on for that one. And then the ducklings and the lemur are just TOO MUCH. Congratulations to everyone. This is a big day for all of us.

Comments (18)
  1. “How much sand is too much, America?” -Rick Santorum

  2. I saw this today and feel it is appropriate:

  3. I don’t have to decide whether I like Plague Dogs or Watership Down since they’re basically combined in that #8 video.

  4. I just made myself a giant pan of super dark chocolate brownies, and I swear that cat’s num num num num was the noise I was making (in my head I hope) when I ate them.

  5. Every time this feature comes up, the cat videos are titled in Cyrillic. Are the only people who post cat videos from the former Soviet bloc?

  6. Was that Kenny Powers with the Lightsaber?

  7. Red Pandas are so in this season.

  8. These are all so much better than cockroach videos.

  9. Ahhhh the ducklings! You are #1 in my heart!

  10. I don’t know if I’m just hormonal or what, but watching these just makes me hate people so much! Dude with the light saber, I want to punch you in the throat, and people pointing beams of light at the baby red panda, I think you are douchebags!

  11. i love the puppy video so much but i hate the sound of children laughing because apparently i am a Disney villain.

    • Or a comic strip hero? One of my favorite Peanuts strips showed Charlie Brown walking home, and at every turn he’s being teased and laughed at by Lucy and the other kids in the neighborhood. When he gets home and turns on the radio, an avuncular voice asks “…is there anything more wonderful than the gay laughter of little children?”. The last panel shows him kicking the radio in fury.

  12. My childhood: going to see the red panda, then spending the day pretending to care about the rest of the Bronx zoo.

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