AHHHHHHHHHh ahahahahahahahahah! Hey, speaking of this video, how excited is everyone for the release of The Three Stooges this weekend? I’m not joking, I’m so excited. That movie looks incredible. That is the word I think makes the most sense to describe that movie: incredible. Back to this video, though: if this happened in The Three Stooges or any other movie ever you would just be like, well, no, no way, this movie sucks. Luckily, though, it happened in real life, so that we can all enjoy it so much. Hahahahah. LET’S MARRY THIS VIDEO IN THE EYES OF GOD! Caption this video really quick and then come to our party!

Winner will receive special placement AT OUR PARTY! (Thanks for the tip, Megan and Josh!)

Comments (52)
  1. Good thing he auto-corrected his route.

  2. What you can’t see is that the bear was also texting

  3. Is there an emoticon for “HOLY SHIT A BEAR!”?

  4. “Cannot find a listing for “Chinese RestauraaaaAAAAAAAH! HOLYSHITIT’SABEAR! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!” — Siri

  5. He’s still more afraid of the Instagram/Facebook thing than that bear.

  6. Plz like&share if u dont want barz to eat u. Ignore if u want 2 die.

  7. “I know that Videogum party is around here somewh…oooooooo a snack.” –bear.

  8. “were you scared?”

    “does a texter shit in his pants?”

  9. DCK PICS PLS OH FUCK

  10. Standard mauling rates may apply.

  11. I’m not sure if he should feel relieved that the bear didn’t chase him or insulted that the bear thought a stationary garbage can was more interesting than him.

  12. “I warned you!”

    • Sheeeeeeit. Sorry, dj!!!! Darko Boner. The texting dude apparently isn’t the only person who needs to get his head out of his ass.

      • I’m less upset at the Spider Darko and more upset about the duplication of her moronic face.

        At least the Bear guy saw the bear. This dummy still managed to FALL OFF OF A PIER.

  13. What’s a good way to say I’ll deal with a difficult situation well, oh a bear, grin and bear it that’s it

  14. let the Texts From Grizzly meme commence

  15. Oddly enough, he was texting her.

  16. I think we all know our course of action now.

  17. gary: do u think our mistakes r permanent?

    zelda: what mistakes?

    gary: like on a record with god

    zelda: what did u do?

    zelda: what did u do?

    zelda: gary?

    gary: sorry i was running from a bear. I guess god does know. lol.

  18. His text messaging rates had become almost unbearable. (I’ll show myself out.)

  19. “Place salmon here and here”

  20. “Damn Google Maps!”
    - this bear

  21. Also, why do you never see the bear and the guy in the same shot?

    Stealth Bear!

  22. “omw”
    followed by
    “no longer omw cuz bear”

  23. Where’s George Zimmerman when you need him?

  24. “Well I went out to go get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody had left some old fish out. I said, ‘Oh lord Jesus it’s a bear.’ Then I ran out. I didn’t grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus. I RAN for my life. And then the bear bit me…I got rabies. Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
    - Sweet Brown’s son

  25. I don’t think he even saw the bear – he probably just heard that Santorum had dropped out and ran home to celebrate

  26. Unlike Treadwell, I do not see a friend in the bear. When I look in to the eyes of the great beast, I see only a half bored interest in food.

  27. Wow, he didn’t even paws before he took off!

  28. hey what’s ur sine?

  29. There isn’t an app for that.

  30. “Woop woop whoaWHOAAA AH’M OUTTA HE-UH!” – funny person

  31. It was the bear who called 911, however.

  32. BRB – Be Right Bear

  33. Chief Wiggum: Book ‘em, Lou.
    [points to the bear]
    Chief Wiggum: One count of being a bear.
    [points to Barney]
    Chief Wiggum: And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.

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