Oh man. Usually I rely on FAIL Blog for hilarious iPhone photos of Engrish misprints at the dollar store and videos of Russian Lady Sovereign destroying her living room. That is what makes it one of the best websites on the internet. It’s so good that sometimes I wish that my job was just to sit and read FAIL Blog all day. Secretary, I guess. Sometimes I wish my job was being a secretary.
But today FAIL Blog is keeping it a little TOO real with a heartbreaking (but also hilariousbreaking) Man Vs. Wild FAIL.
Ouch. I mean, we all remember when Bear Grylls was ruthlessly attacked in the LIBERAL ELITE MEDIA for spending his nights in luxury (i.e. not made of twigs held together with manure) hotels and not actually trapping himself in remote, life-threatening wilderness. But that’s all behind him/us now. It’s nothing but pure survival all the time for the superfans with him now. He hurt himself one time!