• Hey, did you guys all check out the new Bond girl? There she is! Isn’t she pretty? A pretty Bond girl, who would’ve thought. Do you know that she is the third Bond girl that has been added to the next Bond film? How about that! Now you know! Look! -TheDailyWhat
  • Please watch this video of Janie Haddad Tompkins as the original host of Masterpiece Classics, and introducer of Downton Abbey. -JanieHaddad
  • Owen Wilson and Ira Glass are developing an HBO show inspired by a This American Life story. Was is the story about those kids partying at Penn State, and it’s actually a reality TV show? Click to find out! (It is not.) -Variety
  • Jimmy Kimmel did a “Hey Jimmy Kimmel” YouTube segment, asking parents to try to Alicia Silverstone bird-feed their kids, and these are the results. Here ya go! -JimmyKimmel
  • Did you hear that Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg, and Jason Sudeikis may be leaving SNL after this season?! Noooooo! No one ever leave SNL ever, everyone stay there forever, noooo! -Us
  • So this is kind of an embarrassing question, but how do you guys feel about Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know”? I like it a lot but the only other people I can tell who like it are people who, like, went to high school with me and share it on Facebook. And they just did it on Glee, which is what I’m linking to. But. Do you guys like it? GUYS? -ViralViral
  • Mary J. Blige wants to apologize for the Burger King ad, but it wasn’t what she thought it was going to be! When she filmed it? Guys!!! -Dlisted
  • As if you NEEDED another reason to look forward to Grown Ups 2, Taylor Lautner has now joined the cast! But is he going to be a grown up or a child? Or a babysitter? Who is he going to be?! -FilmDrunk
Comments (30)
  1. Who’s Mary K. Blige? Was that Hellraiser’s name before he died and became Hellraiser?

  2. That person is clearly just Anne Hathaway with a jaw implant.

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    • Fuck you for thinking rape jokes are okay because you want your damn EGOT. Signed, a survivor of serial rapes.

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        • I completely agree with the first point about Happy Endings and whatever, but you’re so wrong about the second bit being funny, like it’s not even a little bit, not at all. You’re not doing so well with the comments this week, redundant! Maybe take a break over Easter and you’ll have better luck next week?

        • There’s a difference between topics that ‘might upset’ someone and topics that bring up violent traumatic memories that interfere with my ability to function. If the mental and emotional safety of sexual assault survivors is less important to you than a shitty joke, please, continue what you’re doing, and continue to go fuck yourself.

  4. Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know” is the spawn of Satan.

  5. Is there a German word for when you’ve liked a band for years and then they put out a song that makes them famous in a way they never were before and suddenly everyone you know is trying to introduce you to them, and it kind of makes you want to like them less, even though they’re still really good? It feels like there should be a German word for that.

    Yeah anyway, that’s Gotye for me. Good song, but Gotye showing up on Glee is just too weird for me.

  6. I have never heard that song, but I am also at the point in my life where I have never heard of any of the movies at the Red Box, and also it’s so hard to find betamax repairmen. Would you like a Wurthers? I have some in my pockets!

  7. I didn’t know he said take your records and then change your number, I thought maybe he was saying take your income tax and change your number, not that that makes sense, at least the Glee kids over-enunciate so you can understand the lyrics, that’s something! Is that dude from White Collar on Glee now, and is he dating Blaine? That’s confusing!

    • Seriously, what is going on there! I haven’t watched Glee in a while but it kind of seems like he’s Blaine’s dad because of that flashback he had mid-song? Maybe not, though. That guy is WAY too young and handsome to be Blaine’s dad.

  8. I mentioned to a friend how I thought “Somebody That I Used To Know” was such a catchy “earworm” type song and she responded that she couldn’t stand it. That song is more divisive than politics.

  9. “Dear friends I officially announce I got a part in J. Bond new film!!!” she wrote. “Turkey here I come! Thank u all for you love and support! This is officially the happiest day of my life b*tches!!!!”

    ughuhgughughughguh

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