AHHHHHHHH! GO BACK TO SLEEP! GO BACK TO SLEEP! DO NOT READ THIS GO BACK TO SLEEP GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS YOU ARE A HORSE PRINCESS WHO IS A PRINCESS BUT ALSO A HORSE AND EVERYTHING IS MADE OF SWEETS ENJOY IT GOODNIGHT GOODNIGHT YOU ARE ASLEEP! From TMZ:
[Dr. Bill] Dorfman — who recently treated Lindsay Lohan and whose website features Jessica Simpson, Usher, Ozzy Osbourne, Anne Hathaway and Eva Longoria — was outside Rock & Brews in El Segundo yesterday when he revealed his secret.
“I actually save famous people’s teeth when I pull them … but I can’t tell you [their identities] ’cause it’s like patient confidentiality.” He continues, “There have been a few really famous people and I thought one day maybe I could sell this on eBay.”
Dorfman insists he always offers the teeth to his patients first … but they often decline, “So I put it in the back and i just hold on to it.”
NOW YOU ARE A SPACESHIP AND YOUR SPACE BODY IS WARM AS YOU FLY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE AT THE SPEED OF MAGIC. YOUR CHILDHOOD DOG IS YOUR ONLY PASSENGER BUT SOMEHOW SHE’S 100 TIMES BIGGER THAN YOU REMEMBER HER, SHE’S PERFECT. LOOK, IS THAT HALLE BERRY? HI HALLE BERRY DO YOU WANT SOME LUNCH? LET’S EAT LUNCH TOGETHER ON THE MOON. YOUR DOG EATS LUNCH. EVERYONE LOVES TO SLEEP AND IGNORE THE NIGHTMARE THAT DR. GIGGLES SHARED AT THE GRAND OPENING OF GENE SIMMONS’S NEW HAMBURGER RESTAURANT IN EL SEGUNDO FYI IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT “ROCK & BREWS” WAS THAT’S WHAT IT WAS, GENE SIMMONS GODDAMNED HAMBURGER RESTAURANT WHERE THIS DUDE STOOD IN A PARKING LOT AND WAS LIKE “I’M THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE OF DENTISTS” AND DID YOU KNOW THAT IS THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME HUMAN CENTIPEDE HAS EVER BEEN REFERENCED ON VIDEOGUM BECAUSE DESPITE GETTING ONE MILLION EMAILS ABOUT IT WE REFUSE ON PRINCIPAL TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT MOVIE BUT THIS IS THE ONE EXCEPTION BECAUSE GOOD GOD DR. BILL DORFMAN! BUT IT’S NOT A PROBLEM UP HERE ON THE MOON BECAUSE WE ARE SAFE AND FULL OF SYRUP AND ALL OUR FRIENDS ARE HERE AND IT’S NICE OUT GOODBYE GOODNIGHT GOODBYE!