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Ryan Gosling, the wind beneath our wings, the fire in our eyes, the hand that rocks the cradle, the hand that rules the world, hardly needs to try to win our affection at this point. He is very good looking, to begin with. Have you seen this guy? Not someone who is difficult to look at, BELIEVE ME. I’ve seen him in photos. Plus he has been in movies that we all like, all of us in the whole world without exception, which helps. And one time he broke up a fight that was being filmed even before he jumped in, for some reason that has yet to be explained! Done and done. WE’RE SOLD, RYAN GOSLING! Take a break. Go to Disney Land. But Ryan Gosling, for the same reasons that we all fell in love with him to begin with (good looking and in movies, I guess?) (also his voice!) (AND HE SEEMS SO SWEET!) refuses to step away from trying to win our affection, and last night it came in the form of not letting a woman get hit by a taxi! RYAN!


Ms. Laurie Penny goes on to explain that she is from London and was looking the wrong way (LAURIE!), so she did not notice the taxt headed right towards her, merely INCHES AWAY I imagine in my mind that is influenced by 0 facts. But did he say “hey, girl,” Laurie Penny?

Awwww. Classic RyGos. Never one to stand by and let a person get hit by a taxi even though he is famous, because he is a HERO. And also BEAUTIFUL. But not everything is perfect for Laurie Penny, who used to be a journalist before she was A Woman Who Was Saved By Ryan Gosling:

Heavy is the head that was once near Ryan Gosling’s head when Ryan Gosling, the world’s most beautiful real hero, stopped it from being hit by a taxi. (Thanks for the tip, Dusky Panther!)

Comments (57)
  1. And think, if Gwyneth hadn’t ordered the taxi driver to nearly run this woman over, she wouldn’t have such a great story.

  2. Crazy, Stupid, Taxi.

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  4. Someone should learn how to Drive: The Movie!

  5. There’s your stunt casting, Taxi Dave.

  6. In London, her name is Lorry.

  7. “media requests? why are they calling her and not me?”

  8. No way! Literally?

  9. I am constantly thinking about Ryan Gosling and saying “I’d hit that.” That taxi saw Laurie and was totes like “I’d hit that!” Put that in your LOLz and smoke it.

    Ok, I have nothing. I just love Ryan Gosling. Catch you on the flip side.

  10. Age ain’t nothing but a number for these loved-up A-Listers. My BF and I both think so! He is almost 10 years older than I. We met via ~~Agelessmeet .COM~~ a nice place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other! Maybe you wanna check it out or tell your friends :)

    • A glessmeet? What the hell is a glessmeet? Oh god that sounds like it might take place in a field and be some sort of snipe hunt fiasco, but with fancy equestrian wear. And maybe we would all have hunting rifles. And martinis because now this is like the hunting scene in Gosford Park and while I don’t remember if there were martinis involved in that, there certainly should have been.

      You know what? I’ll stay in the manor. Away from knives and poisons and Ryan Phillipes and smoldering angry Clive Owens. I have a book. I’m good.

    • If you can hook me up with Ryan Gosling, you have a new client!

    • My bf is 20 years older and has a lot of $MONEY$. We met on Kanye’s site: AintSayingSheAGoldDigger.com. Maybe YOU Should ditch that 10 year older man if he ain’t got the duckets. Just saying.

    • Hey, girl.

  11. Does anyone else think that somewhere out there, Topher Grace is doing all of this same stuff and getting no recognition for it?

  12. The lady he saved tweeted: “This whole experience is teaching me a great deal about American cultural production. This place is insane. #ryangosling.” And then she wrote about the incident for Gawker.

    Maybe don’t tweet a bunch of stuff about Ryan Gosling and include a hashtag for his name and keep talking to the media if you don’t want attention, Laurie Penny. Just a thought.

    • I just told my coworkers about her article complaining about people paying attention to this incident that she won’t shut the fuck up about, and one guy said: she’s still bitter that we won our independence.

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