Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 by 16 Comments

You guys are in for a real treat today. I hardly even want to ramble about nothing for a minute before getting to the animal videos because I am so excited about the treat you’re all in for! IT’S A CAT VIDEO! Hahah. It really is, though, that was not a joke. It’s a good one, though! There are actually a number of good cat videos this week, if you can believe it. Cat videos? On the Internet? Good ones? In a list of what are supposed to be the ten best animal videos of the week? I’m very sorry that you are now dead because of how you couldn’t even believe it, and then you died from disbelief. So uhhh, have you seen any good movies lately? Are you reading a book you’re enjoying? The answers for me are no and yes. I’ve actually seen a lot of BAD movies lately, to be honest. But I am reading some things I’m enjoying. What else? What’s up? Nothing? What do you want to talk about? The animal videos? You’re upset that earlier I said I didn’t want to ramble, but then I went out of my way to ramble about things that have nothing to do with anything? Ok, great! Here are the videos!

10. Dog And Kangaroo Are Friends, With Soundtrack From Bon Jovi

9. Look At How Small This Kitten Is

8. Dog Standing On Two Paws

7. Tiny Puppy Can’t Really Walk Yet, Is Just Cute

6. Squeaky Baby Otter

5. Desk Cat

4. Bear “Dancing In The Woods” (Not Dancing In The Woods)

3. Baby Hippo Takes Her First Swim

2. Cat Nap

1. Karate Cat

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaahahaaaahaaaaaaaaa. Oh my goodness, karate cat. You really did it this time. You really got first place and REALLY deserved it. That is the treat that I was talking about earlier. We have to assume that the child who was tackled into the (unlit) fireplace is fine, because if he wasn’t fine they wouldn’t have uploaded the video to the Internet, right? So there is no guilt? Only SO MUCH FUN? Great, perfect. Cap nap is so good, too. Those kinds of cats, Scottish Folds, are so great. I almost bought one once, meaning one time I went to a website where someone sold them around Philadelphia (where I was living at the time) and clicked around. They are expensive! Who knew! Tiny hippos are always fun. They don’t even have to do anything. Hahaha, the “bear dancing in the woods” is definitely TERRIBLE, but that is why I love it so much. Congratulations to that video. And, finally, desk cat. Another wonderful cat video ending our top five. Congratulations on the animals in 6-10. You all did a great job. And, once again, wonderful job to karate cat.

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Comments (16)
  1. humane  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +4

    I like number 0 the best.

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  2. Van Oben  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +3

    You can’t all be winners, but in Kelly’s book you’re all #0.

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  3. basattak  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +3

    (Another joke about how they are all #0)!!! LOL!

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  4. Kelly  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +22

    I fixed it, JERKS!

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  5. Queen of the Sorry People  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +12

    Marshmallow was robbed.

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    • catweazle  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +15

      I agree! I sent that one to my sister and this was our conversation:

      Sister: omg omg OMG OMG OMGO OMG
      i got to :16 and had to stop
      AWWWWWW THE BABY
      SO CONFUSED BY THIS WORLD

      Me: IT IS SO CUTE
      BUT LOOKS SO SAD

      Sister: IT FELL :( :( :( :( :(
      I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW SMALL KITTENS ARE???

      Me: I KNOWWWW
      AND SO FLUFFY

      Sister: CLAIRE
      CLAIRE
      I CANNOT HANDLE THIS CAT

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  6. jawnofthedead  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +6

    Karate Cat; you have flying tackled your way into my heart.

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  7. kissy ham  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +1

    #9 really could have used a Star Wipe or two.

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  8. Kate  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +4

    I want the little round puppy. And now we know what a bear does in the woods. Now if only someone would get a video of the Pope in the woods…

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  9. smokey marcella  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +3

    So, if one were, uh hypothetically speaking, deathly allergic to a normal sized cat, could one have Marshmallow and only be annoyingly allergic?

    Or would that hypothetical person (who could be anybody) have to worry more about death by cuteness?

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  10. explainer guy tries again  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +3

    Captain’s Log: Star Date 41582.4 ….4:11 PM in the eastern time zone of Earth.

    Our mission: to locate Uhura, and bring her back to the Enterprise. Uhura, last seen on this blog – ID – .com, Videogum in sector five of the internet. No sign of here whereabouts, or eventual return.

    We’ve seen the usual frequency of posting. Weekly installments. even. including this “Petting Zoo” feature – no sign of the missing communications officer. the mission shall proceed.

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  11. Alissa Lawhon  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +7

    Tiny kitten, tiny puppy, and tiny hippo for 3-way tie!

    I submit to the Petting Zoo for consideration any video about Kaninhop, or rabbit show jumping. I learned about this from The Amazing Race a few months ago and I can’t stop thinking about it. It is the best, cutest thing to ever exist.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnWS8rmfqbk
    “C’mon Speckles!”

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  12. ElectricKoala  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 +1

    Why does the Otter handler look like an evil metalworker?

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  13. vglog  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2012 0

    Purebred kittens don’t need to be any higher on the list. In fact, I would actually argue that purebred animals don’t need to be on the list at all.

    This is unrelated, but that kitten is closer to two weeks old than four. It would be much more mobile at four weeks.

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