You guys are in for a real treat today. I hardly even want to ramble about nothing for a minute before getting to the animal videos because I am so excited about the treat you’re all in for! IT’S A CAT VIDEO! Hahah. It really is, though, that was not a joke. It’s a good one, though! There are actually a number of good cat videos this week, if you can believe it. Cat videos? On the Internet? Good ones? In a list of what are supposed to be the ten best animal videos of the week? I’m very sorry that you are now dead because of how you couldn’t even believe it, and then you died from disbelief. So uhhh, have you seen any good movies lately? Are you reading a book you’re enjoying? The answers for me are no and yes. I’ve actually seen a lot of BAD movies lately, to be honest. But I am reading some things I’m enjoying. What else? What’s up? Nothing? What do you want to talk about? The animal videos? You’re upset that earlier I said I didn’t want to ramble, but then I went out of my way to ramble about things that have nothing to do with anything? Ok, great! Here are the videos!
10. Dog And Kangaroo Are Friends, With Soundtrack From Bon Jovi
9. Look At How Small This Kitten Is
8. Dog Standing On Two Paws
7. Tiny Puppy Can’t Really Walk Yet, Is Just Cute
6. Squeaky Baby Otter
5. Desk Cat
4. Bear “Dancing In The Woods” (Not Dancing In The Woods)
3. Baby Hippo Takes Her First Swim
2. Cat Nap
1. Karate Cat
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaahahaaaahaaaaaaaaa. Oh my goodness, karate cat. You really did it this time. You really got first place and REALLY deserved it. That is the treat that I was talking about earlier. We have to assume that the child who was tackled into the (unlit) fireplace is fine, because if he wasn’t fine they wouldn’t have uploaded the video to the Internet, right? So there is no guilt? Only SO MUCH FUN? Great, perfect. Cap nap is so good, too. Those kinds of cats, Scottish Folds, are so great. I almost bought one once, meaning one time I went to a website where someone sold them around Philadelphia (where I was living at the time) and clicked around. They are expensive! Who knew! Tiny hippos are always fun. They don’t even have to do anything. Hahaha, the “bear dancing in the woods” is definitely TERRIBLE, but that is why I love it so much. Congratulations to that video. And, finally, desk cat. Another wonderful cat video ending our top five. Congratulations on the animals in 6-10. You all did a great job. And, once again, wonderful job to karate cat.