• Kate Winslet would like to point out that, compared to how they looked in Titanic, she is thinner now and Leonardo DiCaprio is fatter. That is all. Goodnight! -Dlisted
  • There’s going to be a short James Bond film featuring Daniel Craig opening the next Olympics. A short James Bond film and then fourteen months of the most boring television ever on TV: The Olympics. Ugh. The Olympics! -TheSun
  • Speaking of James Bond, he might drink a beer soon! Can you believe it! -FilmDrunk
  • Planned Parenthood turned down a $500,000 donation from Tucker Max, because of how awful Tucker Max is. Man. That guy. What a terrible guy. -HuffingtonPost
  • Letterman is going to be doing his show for at least two more years. So you can finally get a chance to check it out, if you wanted to! -NYTimes
  • Speaking of shows that you for sure want to check out, the first two episodes of Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23 are online now! Check them out! Talk to your friends about them! Get a head start on this sitcom that sure to last for years and years and years! -Hulu
  • Harrison Ford plays Star Wars Kinect as Hans Solo. YOU figure it out! -TheDailyWhat
  • A few people on the Community crew have come out to take the side of Chevy Chase in the great Harmon/Chase Community feud of 2012. Whose side are YOU on? Nobody’s still? -TMZ
Comments (14)
  1. Leonardo DiCaprio suffers from the same condition as Matt Damon and Matthew Broderick where they looked like babies until overnight they aged 40 years

  2. While I have no trouble believing that Chevy Chase can be insufferable, Dan Harmon mocking him at a public event had to bring back painful memories of his roast. That has to be OH MY GOD THE B IN APARTMENT 23 PLEASE GOD NO I TRUSTED YOUgggggggggggggg

  3. “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good schnitzel at your side, kid.” — Hans Solo

  4. Tucker Max wasn’t making a donation to Planned Parenthood. He was just paying his aggregate bill.

  5. To be fair, Tucker Max is the most effective form of birth control, after I read some of his writing I never wanted to have sex again.

  6. FWIW, the Harrison Ford video is a fake – the video game is awful, and the video of him is real, but it’s from a time he was playing Uncharted 3 – someone just clipped the two together.

    Original:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVlViaNxAOs

  7. The only redeeming quality of Apartment 23, besides the girl from Breaking Bad is getting her own show, is this one character, Mark Reynolds. Keep an eye out for that guy. I nearly keeled over laughing in the pilot with his two lines.

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