It’s crazy to remember how before The Skipper came along, everyone in the world didn’t skip everywhere all the time constantly like we all do for sure now. But that’s what happens when you combine a Heroic Figure, the FACTS of Science, and a prophetic trip to the beach with a “girlfriend.” Thank you, The Skipper. We will never forget you. HOW COULD WE? You changed everything forever for sure. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)

Comments (34)
  1. daniel day lewis is so method.

  2. I always forget if that’s Hall or Oates…

  3. In the end, the Skipper was no match for his nemesis, the Tripper.

  4. This has nothing do to with Gilligan’s Island

  5. Can you imagine if The Skipper ever came across”Skip-It?”

    The world might implode.

  6. “There have been a lot of unusual people in history. They all made history.”

    Can’t argue with that.

  7. “Who the fuck you think you are, little buddy?”

  8. This is dumb. I’m outta here.

  9. I heard he skipped the Kessel Run in less than twelve parskips.

  10. He didn’t say “no homo” at the end of the segment…so…

  11. I think this guy is our generation’s Skipper.

  12. Only a virgin who has never tried drugs or alcohol would refer to skipping as “absolutely one of the most extraordinarily joyous sensations that a person will ever experience”.

  13. “You’re going to make enough friends to last you a whole month.” — this guy.

    “Depends what’s happening on the Internet.” — Me.

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