(via BuzzFeed)

I know that giving little children drugs and making a TV show out of it would be a horrible thing to do, and that I should go to jail just for suggesting it. The only thing I ask is that if anyone in Hollywood ends up making such a show, please send a letter to the Warden telling him what channel it’s on so that maybe I will get to watch it during the between-rapes TV hour. I’m never getting out on parole because I’m unrepentant. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

Comments (26)
  1. “is this real life?” AWESOME

  2. edc  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 +6

    Dave’s not here man!

  3. dig it  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 +35

    That kid definitely thinks merriweather post pavilion is the best album of the year

  4. We need to take this kid to see Phish.

  5. the between rapes TV hour rapes are the rape (rape is slang for rape) rape.

  6. My God this reminds me of college – although this kid looks like he’s having a better time than I did.

  7. 1. How did this guy have time away from polishing his Father of the Year award to post this on the internet? (Seriously, thank you, sir, for putting this up.)

    2. Best quote: “You have four eyes.” “Yeah.”

  8. kris10  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 +3

    Definitely funny. However, I keep thinking about how pissed I would have been if my mom had filmed my wisdom teeth removal aftermath when I was 13. Lucky for me my mom is nice and there was no embarrass your kids online outlet in those days.

  9. i couldnt get past the dad saying “it kind of felt good didn’t it?”
    OMG!!!! your jail is getting so crowded

  10. “Is this going to be forever?” !!!!! I so know how he felt when he said that. I’m pretty sure I asked that question myself, once or twice.

  11. I can point my finger and laugh until I realized I was acting like this as recently as two weeks ago.

    “Why is this happening to me? aaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

  12. RAAAAWR!!! lmao! i’ve already watched this like eight times already. it’s like watching a roundtable discussion on That 70′s Show

  13. Zoey  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 +1

    “Is this real life?” is the new “spicy rock” (http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000469.html)

  14. Uh oh, looks like SOMEONE’S been spending too much time in their hot tub filled with liquid cocaine….

  15. Finally, Videogum posts an appropriate time to use the phrase “don’t put it in your mouth”.

  16. Selena  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 +2

    RRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRR!!! … This is so great!
    That’ll do Internet, that’ll do!

  17. I just was under for surgery like, 4 days ago. That kid is me 4 days ago.

  18. shut up kanye, that makes absolutely no sense (to me)…

    I just watched this as my ambien is kicking in and it’s kinda freakin my brain out… I’m going to watch again!

    Also, this his makes me excited about the endless possibilities and outlets I may one day have to embarrass my kids well into adulthood! yay technology!!

    …and I think we can at least commend Dad for strapping the little guy in for “My First Trip”…safety first!

  19. ‘do i have stitches?’ ‘yes.’ ‘on my teeth?’ ‘yeah.’

    what a liar.

    • Masterson  |   Posted on Feb 5th, 2009 -6

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  20. oh, little buddy.
    we’ve all been there.
    seriously, so much funnier than i expected. the best worst.

  21. Sheldon  |   Posted on Feb 6th, 2009 0

    Wow – that’s great. In Canada we give dental patients local anesthetic via a hypodermic.

  22. an experience is an experience :) not forever, relax :)

  23. I really hope he was just sleepy and not on drugs… children can be funny when they are high, but their little hearts can be easily affected. That’s why i just hope no one will do this TV show. Our drug rehabs are overloaded anyway!

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