And boy, is she mad:

I’m so glad that Ashley Judd has come out of hiding to keep awareness of this atrocity alive, because Severed Wolf ForelegGate ™ is my favorite Sarah Palin-related scandal. Aside from the obvious cruelty of aerial wolf hunting, in the months since we learned that Sarah Palin is paying Alaskans $150 for every severed wolf foreleg they turn in, EVEN MORE QUESTIONS have arisen about the logistics of this scheme, like:

1. Where do you keep your forelegs before turning (mailing?) them in? In your freezer?

2. Has anyone accidentally had a humorous barbeque mixup where they accidentally throw severed wolf forelegs on the grill? Or even just said to a guest “Oh not that, that’s not for the grill. That’s my severed wolf foreleg what Sarah Palin’s gonna pay me a hundred and fifty bucks for.”

3. Are people who have just been on an aerial wolf hunting trip in danger of having their valuable forelegs stolen from their home by thieves? Do they take shifts guarding their freezers with guns?

4. Is it both forelegs, or just the right or left?

5. And again: WHAT ABOUT THE HUSKIES? Surely their forelegs are now in danger. Someone, please think of the huskies (and the wolves.)

Surely, more questions about Sarah Palin’s absurd government program will come to light. We must keep Severed Wolf ForelegGate ™ alive, at least until 2012.

Comments (11)
  1. bibble  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 +1

    eyeonpalin.org? for seriously??

    innthefutureeveryonewillbeamichaelmoorefor15minutes.gov

  2. Never Forget!

  3. Selena  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 +2

    Lindsay- what about the most important question:

    What does she do with them after they’ve been turned in?

    • I asked that in the original post. She rolls around in them in her Severed Foreleg Barn.

      • Selena  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 +3

        I see. She’s like Scrooge McDuck with his gold coins.
        She just throws on her suit and cap and goes for a swim in her ocean of horded forelegs. (YUCK!) Thanks, Lindsay!

        Also, Can someone counterfeit a wolf foreleg?
        I mean I could really use $150- so if anyone has the knowhow- I think we could totally make out like bandits!

  4. best part: “Sarah Palin came on the national scene…” i’m twelve.

  5. Ashley Judd is hot. I will obey.

  6. DEO  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 0

    I DO like Ashley Judd.
    Thrill Kill Palin wants to be PREZNIT…..all horny old republican dudes will vote for her…luckily there are not THAT many…alot of her admirers will be dead in 4 years or in the OLD FOLKS HOME FOR HORNY OLD REPUBLICANS.
    Sarah Palin-Tonya Harding 2012!

  7. Dear Ashley,

    Thank you for bringing this video to the public. Your pain and sensitivity are very moving; I deeply share your sentiments. I wish you would star in a movie about this subject and shine the light on Sarah Palin and her brutality. She needs to feel ashamed.

    Elizabeth

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