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Do you like pizza? Do you hate doing literally anything because everything is a chore and life is garbage? WELL:
Of course it’s only available in Dubai and only able to be used with this Dubai-based pizza chain, but it’s only a matter of time before this incredible technology is brought to wherever you live, where it BELONGS. Until then you will just have to sit in your apartment with your friend and starve and starve and starve, which honestly is worth it if it means you don’t have to get up and extend any amount of effort towards anything. Why are you even sitting? Please, lie down. Why are you even keeping your eyes open? Please, close your eyes. Why are you even breathing? Please, stop breathing. Why are you even remaining? Please, begin decomposing. (Via DigitalTrends.)
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“Why are you even sitting? Please, lie down. Why are you even keeping your eyes open? Please, close your eyes. Why are you even breathing? Please, stop breathing. Why are you even remaining? Please, begin decomposing.”
Kelly, I think you just wrote a Radiohead song.
This magnet could only be better if it were actually made from pizza.
with green chile.
YES!
most annoying thing about the east coast is the lack of green chile availability on pizza.
really? i thought the most annoying thing about the east coast is people constantly talking about
what a draghow awesome it is.Maybe that’s because green chile is a stupid pizza topping? #tatertotsasapizzatopping4lyfe
that is literally the most annoying thing. that does not make it a drag. that is my singular largest complaint. i much prefer living on the east coast to living in albuquerque. but that’s just me.
perhaps i should say “my only complaint about living on the east coast is the lack of green chile on pizza.” i.e. firstworldproblems.
Why do people in the Middle East always get all the good stuff?
Because they hate our freedom?
Counterpoint:
Aww. Poor Miranda (the one on the right)
It also works as a rape whistle (in 30 minutes or less).
The Grownup Alien Ninja Turtles are going to LOVE this.
what an extremely inefficient, roundabout way of showing off the most basic and convenient product you can think of.
In the future there will be a whole new brand of pizza ordering pranks.
what if your jumping robot kept hitting the button and ordering pizza after pizza? that would get expensive.
Fucking pizza-ordering magnets, how do they work?
Pretty cool if you don’t mind falafel and goat testicle as your only topping choice.
I still have my fingers crossed for the taco drone.
not nearly as cool as tacocopter… http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/23/tacocopter-startup-delivers-tacos-by-unmanned-drone-helicopter_n_1375842.html?ref=tw