Listen, if you’re going to go to all the trouble of having a Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 themed wedding, are you then NOT just going to take the final step and convince your husband to change his last name to Cullen? Puh-leeze.

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  1. How old are they, 12?

  2. I refuse to believe that you can be both old enough to get married and think this is a good idea.

  3. Suddenly my idea of having a Carmen Sandiago themed wedding* seems much less stupid

    *(eloping while texting my friends and family increasingly cryptic clues)

  4. I wish these were the type of people that would hold off on marriage until everyone could get married (like Brad and Angelina).

  5. “the couple wanted to share their marital last name, but abby wasn’t particularly fond of his former surname.”

    cunt. nope. she just sounds like a looney.

    • I agree. I upvoted you because when I read that I thought – “controlling bitch.” And immediately felt bad for the guy; he obviously has not put the pieces together to figure out what his life is about to be like.

  6. I got married on the beach and my parents hated it. I should show them this to make them feel better. And God help me, I looked through the slideshow. Weird. Just weird. The picture of her next to a bed that resembled the honeymoon bed is creepy.

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