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I can’t decide who in this video is your boyfriend: the dude in the plaid shirt or the puppet that looks like a testicle, so let’s just say you’re two-timing them. Look away (from porn), kids!:
That is Rod and Todd Flanders’ favorite music video. (Thanks for the tip, Cailyn!)
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Sorry Lindsay. Overalls and salmon-colored shirt is my boyfriend.
What the gumdrops, abstinence-only education made a music video.
This would make more sense if it weren’t obvious that those two guys totally bone each other after they get off set.
all screaming “DON’T LOOK AT ME! LOOK AWAY” while they do it.
I feel violated watching that now, at the age of 24. I guarantee I would have ambiguous molestation dreams for the rest of my life if I’d seen that as a child.
Like next they were all “Alright kids, let’s get in our swimsuits! It’s time to learn a fun hugging dance!”
I might be alone on this one. Maybe it’s tapping into something repressed.
What if I told you this was from Quigley’s Corner and I had this VHS?
WHAT THEN, SIR?
Mr. Overalls is getting a little touchy-feely with the little lion cub near the end…
*Later that night*
Overalls: (whispering into Lion Cub’s ear) And you can be my special friend…
Lion Cub: I’m not sure this is the right thing to do Mr. Overalls.
Overalls: Shhhhh… Just look away.
I thought the exact same thing about hands-sy Mr. Overalls! I felt there was a silent plea in the lion cub’s eyes as he looked at testicle puppet at the end there. “Don’t look away, Testicle Puppet! Can’t you see what’s happening??”
This was actually one of my favorite shows when I was little…
Oh snap! The Christians got their hands on Microsoft Songsmith!
Okay. Okay. But you can’t deny the power of the lyricism. DON”T DENY IT.
The puppets at 1:19 are your collected girlfriends. C’mon – even puppets aren’t supposed to be THAT dead-in-the-eyes.
Your boyfriend was getting awfully friendly with that vaguely feline puppet.
I swear those puppets are staring right into my soul with their large plastic eyes…