If even Piers Morgan, Captain of the Softball Questions Team, can hold your feet to the fire about your completely untenable position, it is time to rest your case. OBJECTION!

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  1. Rest your candidacy, Newt Gingrich.

  2. While I’m on the show Piers I’d just like to say that I also think that homosexuality is unnatural, marriage is between a man and a woman, until that woman gets cancer and you divorce her

  3. I have come to the point with Newt Gingrich that I honestly cannot tell if he is just a giant whining baby who lies a lot or a big dummy. But I am like 97% sure it is one of the two.

    (The other 3% is ‘if lizard people are real, he is definitely that’)

  4. Does Newt realize that he’s not running against Obama either? I just want to make sure we’re clear on that. Racism = bad. Newt as president = not a chance in hell.

  5. As a homo, I’m STILL waiting for Kirk Cameron’s apology*

    *death

  6. I’m prepared if the NAACP invites me, I’ll go to their convention and talk about why Newt Gingrich should demand an end to all the subtly and overtly racist comments of his own party and not be satisfied with fake outrage over non-racist, reverse racism jokes by Robert DeNiro

  7. We’re moving way too fast here. I still don’t understand De Niro’s joke.

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