Dave Chappelle is on Twitter. As my stepdad would say, “I’m Rick James!” #NOCUSSING
He’s just trying to relate to you, jeez. It’s not like he posted about Twilight in this new world of Panem.
David Chappelle is much more boring than Dave Chappelle.
I dare you not to be bored death by ANYONE’S first 9 tweets.
WHAT’S HE GONNA SAY NEXT?!!
* “bored TO death,” is of course what I meant.
** That previous comment was meant to be a reply.
Oh geez, here we go. I am going to crash and burn today. I can feel it.
Did you just finish Mass Effect 3 or something?
This is paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting. #NOCUSSING
“This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed…” – Jesse Pinkman. #NOCUSSING
I can’t wait for him to get 20 million followers then quit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… stop right there. Eatin’ out, and givin’ a foot massage ain’t even the same thing. #NOCUSSING
Yippee ki-yay, you! #NOCUSSING
I don’t like NASA! #NOCUSSING
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