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In case you were wondering whether or not Francis liked the ending of Mass Effect 3, let him clarify that for you. Headphones UP!
You’d think that with nearly three entire minutes dedicated to explaining how much you don’t like something, you’d say why, but while Francis is willing to use countless expletives and a large-scale printout of a dog taking a dump, he refuses to propagate any SPOILERS because he is a GENTLEMAN. Oh well, Francis. It’s hard out here for a shrimp! Hang in there, buddy. As Gerndulf said to Frippo, all we have to decide is which Doritos to eat with the time that is given to Jolt Cola us. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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Is he single? Anyone know?
That’s his biggest problem with the ending. Turns out his love life was dead the whole time.
No joke, I had a class with his girlfriend. She seemed nice.
I’m not sure why I got a downvote here. You just sad Francis is taken?
Somebody get this guy some tea & jam, stat!
If there’s any post more deserving of a Herp Derp, I don’t wanna know about it.
What happened to this guy? Just months ago he was enthusiastically shouting out to all the Knox City Booster Club women. Now he’s disappointingly shouting out about the Mass Effect 3 ending.
I guess its true, goatees do imply evil.
Let’s not shit ourselves, this man will certainly be buying another Mass Effect game.
Every year I say I’m not going to buy the new Madden and every year they get me. This is a picture of what the makers of Madden do to me each year:
(i’m the grass)They serve you a giant chocolate dip Fro-Yo?!!! AWESOME!!!
In the military it’s called “Auto-Dog.”
His Canadian girlfriend would be there to console him, but she’s off on another bikini shoot for the supermodel calendar.
If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention.
Someone sent me a video last week of this SAME DUDE freaking out during a game of Magic and flipped a table. So yeah, I’m calling shenanigans on this one.
Yeah, for someone who finished the game just 10 minutes prior, he put a remarkable amount of work into those illustrations in a very short period of time.
If wealth is judged by A4 colour printouts and cash, Francis must be the wealthiest man in the world.
He’s probably disappointed that the game wasn’t about his tendency to break chairs, as the title implies.
To be fair to Francis, and to be a huge nerd myself, the ending of Mass Effect 3 was indeed terrible and disappointing.
Spoiler alert: I was really trying to keep the price of the game a secret. $60 dollars! That’s 4 3D movies! I can’t even afford a gun!
Needs more freakout.
I’m trying but failing to find levity here. This is just horrifying.
worst. mass effect. ever.
*SPOILER ALERT* Commander Shepard goes on to die of a heart-attack over a bowl of Crunch-Berry after filming a youtube clip in his Mom’s basement.
I don’t know ’bout you guys, but to me the most disturbing thing about all this is his Youtube poster in the background.
#monitize #branding #hashtage #synergy
i actually think hes a great actor…you all no hes just a normal guy with a normal voice right?
*know
Gentlemen, we’ve been had.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dh6bHInW_c&feature=relmfu
He’s still a portly nerd with YouTube posters in the background, but he’s not as huge a nerd as the freakout video would have one believe.
The REAL “Mass Effect” is that when placed next to him, the kids in the upper right related video seem sort of skinny
Are Bioware points the things that keep his heart pumping?
My roommate just bought me that book for my birthday after my complaining that Pepe wasn’t in the new Muppet Movie and flooding Facebook with his Youtube videos.
Seeing it referenced here is absurd and wonderful.
“If you get there after the food is gone and the women are taken, but before the police arrive… You’re late, ok.”
i’m no good at photoshop, but not sure how no one has used “you mad” then added “and out of breath” on there yet. internet gold.
I hope, no, NEED the sound at 2:24 to be Francis farting.