Time can take its toll on any relationship. One day you’re eating lunch with your sweetheart and you notice that they hold their fork a little funny and you think, Aw, look at that. They don’t even know how to hold their fork right, look at how cute that is. “I love the way you don’t know how to hold a fork correctly,” you might say to them at some point, when you’re listing things you like about them late at night. “I don’t hold a fork correctly?” they may say in response, only solidifying your affection for that little imperfection — they’re so cute and dumb that they don’t even know that they’re holding their fork wrong. Super cute. You love them so much. Until you’ve been married for 30 years and for the past 27 you haven’t even been able to LOOK at them when they’re holding their god damn fork because, like, what the fuck? Why don’t they know how to hold a fork? How did you agree to marry such an idiot? Why didn’t you listen to your friends? And why do they keep laughing all the time? Is it because they had hip surgery and for some reason, once they woke up from the surgery, they just couldn’t stop laughing at everything? Is that it? And now you can’t even have a conversation with them because they think everything is funny somehow? And even though it sounds whimsical and funny, it’s actually VERY SAD?
Clearly laugher is NOT the best medicine, when it comes to fixing hips! Right! THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT FOLKS, I’M HERE ALL FOREVER! (Via TheDailyWhat)