The New York Times science reporter John Tierney and statistician Garth Sundem have developed a way to predict celebrity divorce. So if you’re a celebrity, DON’T GET MARRIED UNTIL YOU LOOK AT THIS! Or do! Who even cares about math, math don’t know your life!

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  1. I really thought Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock were going to make it. That one hurt.

  2. This article really told me nothing at all.

  3. Ugh cure AIDS and cancer scientists. Not celebrity marriages. Besides, everyone knows Will Smith is gay and Jada is a lezzie so they will keep that illusion alive!

  4. Bad news guys, the formula predicts that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are going to make it to their 50th anniversary. Apparently even after Hutchinson dies off old age (predicted to happen shortly after Stodden turns 25).

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