After her surprisingly great appearance on Saturday Night Live last weekend that everyone is still raving about, the Lindsay Lohan Career Bus continues to barrel down Success Highway. I think. I didn’t actually see SNL, and I haven’t really been paying attention to the public discourse, but did it go great? Everyone loved it? She’s perfect and back on top? Nice. Well get even MORE excited (on top of the excitement you still have from watching her successful and hilarious and natural and comfortable turn hosting Saturday Night Live) for her possible upcoming role in the next Muppet movie! From ONTD:

“Lindsay has been mentioned as a possible cameo in the next movie but she would love it to be more,” reveals a source close to the former child star. “She’s a huge fan of the Muppets and would love to play a significant part in their next project. She has a great idea that involves she and Miss Piggy meeting in rehab!”

Haha. Cool idea, Lindsay. Where do you get your ideas?! Anyway, this sounds wonderful. You know, FOR KIDS! Lindsay Lohan, who is practically a kid herself in a way that does stress me out if I ever stop to think about it just considering how much of a tough road she’s already had to stumble down face-first, but as someone who is in touch with the youth of today, she knows what is a fun idea for kids and puppets. But let’s be realistic for a second: Lindsay Lohan isn’t going to play herself as a recovering addict in the Muppet movie. Sorry, Lindsay. It was a great idea, for sure. But let’s brainstorm some other characters you can play. How about:

Janice from the band? Or….that’s it. She can play Janice. GOODNIGHT FOLKS!

Comments (31)
  1. The anonymous member of the away team who gets killed off early.

    That’s the Muppets, right?

  2. If Lindsay Lohan ever dresses up as Janice I will Rowlf all over the place.

  3. I Know Who Filled Me (with stuffing, because I am a Muppet now)

  4. Janice’s nose fell off from her coke addiction, so this make sense for Lindsay.

  5. She has a great idea that involves she and Miss Piggy meeting in rehab

    “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of childhoods suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I feel something terrible has happened.” – Obi-Wan, when reached for comment.

  6. Well she’s wrinkly beyond her years, has a voice like gravel and adds nothing to a performance while complaining the whole time:

  7. Can’t she play Terry Richardson?

  8. The Swedish Chef can help her with her lines.

  9. I like how a celebrity will get a crazy idea and then it becomes a definitive news piece. I wish I had that power.

    “I have an idea where I’m the new Batman and Kate Beckinsale is Catwoman and to keep her from committing crimes, I make out with her. Make it happen, Hollywood.” — FLW

  10. She could totes play Debbie Harry.

  11. True story: I showed that exact photo of Lindsay to my hairdresser on Friday and he didn’t believe that it was really her.

    Why? Because I thought I should go meth blonde.

  12. I think she’d do much better as Maureen the Mink:

  13. I’m pretty sure “source close to the former child star is a template that basically says:

    ““Lindsay has been mentioned as a possible cameo in the next (insert TV show/movie/commercial) but she would love it to be more. She’s a huge fan of (insert show/film/product)and would love to play a significant part in their next project. She has a great idea that involves she and (insert character/celebrity spokesperson) meeting in rehab!”

  14. Kim Novak

  15. I think she’d be more appropriate in a Sid and Marty Krofft movie.

  16. Phyllis Diller

  17. Any of the Cabbage Patch Kids.

  18. HAHAHAHA! That is just a good picture of Lee Lo. Where did you find it? Good pictures like that are so hard to come by.

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