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(thanks for the tip, Edith)
Obviously, it is no coincidence that Rachel Jones has found two separate toys that say “Islam is the light” in her home when no one else in the country has found any toys that say that. The reason is because of the secret mission created by the Pro-Islamist Toy Cabal spearheaded by the crypto-Taliban organization FISHER PRICE (who have converted the former Tickle Me Elmo factory to make weaponized Anthrax) to corrupt and ruin Rachel Jones’s children by using garbled, incomprehensible audio samples in toys to make the un-American connection between washing a baby on a Nintendo GameBoy (also what is THAT all about? Get the baby the cleanest for all the points!) and something something Islam something terrorism.
This woman, with her Xenophobic paranoia and her pre-programmed auto-dial to a local news producer is the absolute worst. We’re gonna need a bigger jail.
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wha–? first off, the woman is an idiot. second off, the very same sample wouldn’t find its way onto two separate companies’ toys. third, that reporter is an idiot for believing it (and doing her reporting while having the idiot woman fake-playing with the DS RIGHT THERE behind her). and finally: what’s wrong with “Islam is the light” again? seriously. it’s the Obama age. get over it.
sorry. no funny. i’m just pissed at Idiot Woman right now. lol.
OH MY GOODNESS MY PRECIOUS LITTLE CHILD IS BEING EXPOSED TO VIEWS OTHER THAN MINE. BURN IT.
Woman needs to be punched in the face by Colin Powell.
Also, what really pisses me off about this is that this wouldn’t have been a story had the “secret message” been “I LOVE JESUS.” Fucking hypocrites.
If the baby had said “I Love Jesus” there would still be someone out there doing the same thing, it just wouldn’t have made videogum because COME ON. It’s alright to hate Christianity.
Also this woman is probably gonna find Jesus in her waffles next week.
also, she’s left handed i.e. the worst.
So is Obama. (You see? the light?)
Carol-Ann should really go into the light.
I think we’re ignoring the most important point, which is that they’re probably not saying “islam is the light” in the first place. What happened is that someone recorded a generic baby sound that sounds like “islam is the light”. Then both companies used the sound for toys featuring generic babies. This is not some campaign to expose people to new cultures or to encourage Islam in children. Its a misunderstanding by a paranoid lady.
Exactly. Play that for someone without first telling them that is says “Islam is the light” and see what they think it is saying. You would have to be listening for that exact phase in order to hear it.
I think is says: “Igla in Delight”
At least she didn’t have to play the game backwards to find the hidden blasphemous message.
We’ve come so far as a society.
Oh wait, no. We haven’t.
Hmm. Honestly, the thing that bothers me most about this is the journalistic follow integrity of these pieces.
1:34 – “Nintendo says they’re not responsible… but the packaging shows the game is clearly license by Nintendo”
Like, did you even care to check the website of the game’s developer that YOUR CAMERAMAN IS ACTUALLY FOCUSING IN ON instead of calling the hardware manufacturer. I’m sorry for those of you who aren’t big into games, but this is like being offended by a movie and reporting “we tried contacting the people who make movie projector’s, but they said it wasn’t there fault“
I love how the news anchor also finds it necessary to mention that it is rated E for Everyone. As though (in the alternate reality where toy makers are programming toys to say pro-Islamic things for a completely inefficient assimilation conspiracy) Islam = mature content.
I think the real issue here is the nature of this game. It should not be rated E for Everyone because not everyone needs to learn how to RAISE A FUCKING BABY! Why is this imbecile buying this game? Is she preparing her for the life of getting knocked up at 15 and raising the baby with knowledge from a video game? Video games should be used for one thing…telling you how to beat the shit out of people.
I also agree that the reporter should have played the sound before saying what it supposedly says. After you know, then you’re just listening for those specific words. I smell a Pulitzer (is that what they give for terrible local news reports?)!
Of all the funny and offensive moments here, what I like best is how it shows the mom hunched over the video game in the dark, obsessively scratching at the DS, trying to unlock more secret jihad plots.
??? Remember when Satan was the problem??? I miss those days.
Who cares what this lady says, she’s too poor to even get a DS Lite. Lame.
A) Why would you even buy a terrible game like that for your daughter, buy her Mario Kart or New Super Mario Bros. or something.
B) There is nothing wrong with the statement “Islam is the light”. I’m relatively open-minded so I have no problem with it.
C) Nintendo didn’t have anything to do with it, they allowed Crave to make the game for their console, THAT’S IT. Of course, they go for Nintendo for the “known” name.
D) It’s a gibberish sound file that has been coincidentally used by two companies and your fundie mind has made you think it said the quote in the first place.
E) THIS MAKES ME ANGRY
i can see this really hit a nerve for you, talbainj.
or should i say TALIBANJ!
nice try, spy for the evil forces of islam, but some of us are too smart to fall for your propaganda war!
noooooooo, my evil acceptance of islamic principles campaign has been foiled!
my friend’s friend’s baby said something that sounded like “jesus bad bad”, so i threw it out.
It’s not even saying “Islam is the light,” it’s saying “Islam is ALRIGHT,” y’know, like Jesus.
Also, terrible reporter stand up from a bitch who just wanted to be seen. I feel bad for the 38-year-old photographer who’s had to endure dozen of Jessica Hayeses over the years.
I think it’s saying Afternoon Delight.
i think it’s saying “chileans, we must fight.”
probably calling for a race war or something.