Doug? Doug? Hello? Doug? You there, Doug? Doug, are you OK? Doug? Could someone check on Doug? We Need to Talk About Doug. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS WORRIED ABOUT DOUG RIGHT NOW? Someone please find out if Doug is alright. Doug? Hello? Doug? Anyone? Doug? What if Doug is having a micronap and Freddie Krueger is knife-glove rape raping him? Doug wake up! Doug, it’s just a bad dream! OH NO, NOT A MICRONAP!!! Doug? Did that yelling wake you up, Doug? Hello? Super Tuesday? Doug? Freddie?
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