• Funny or Die has a sneak peek of some sort of comedy art show happening in LA titled, “Is This Thing On?” You can look at it! Look at it and send it to one of your friends and be like, “OMG, I want to go so bad, I’m suuuuch a comedy nerd.” And then sticky-out-tongue emoticon. And then you won’t have any friends anymore! Problem solved. -FunnyOrDie
  • Hey guys, Justified was renewed for a fourth season! You love that show! Right? I think some of you do, at least! Hooray for you guys! This show! -TVLine
  • Read this Rolling Stone article about Will Ferrell, you’ll like it. I haven’t read all of it yet, I have to admit, but I saw a part that said he graduated from USC with a degree in sports information? Holy moly! That’s the most boring degree I’ve ever heard of! I’m asleep right now, just from reading those words! -RollingStone
  • To all of our readers in China: Good news! The BEST news! You’re getting your own version of Gossip Girl! Can you even believe it? It’s an unbelievable dream come true for all of us. -Deadline
  • Oohh, but with the good news we must take the bad. You know your favorite movie, Salt? And you know how you’ve always had that with that someday Angelina Jolie would make a Salt 2. Wellll… -ONTD
  • Do you want to watch the first ten minutes of John Carter for some reason? Be my guest! -BuzzFeed
  • Haha, uhoh, I’m sorry to break this to you, fellas, but your gal Snookie is engaged! I know you had that dream of marrying her and raising her child as your own, but the dream is over. I’m so sorry! -Gothamist
  • Insane Clown Posse have launched their own version of Facebook? That is what the headline here is. I don’t want to read the rest of the story because it already sounds SO good that I think knowing anything else about it will just taint it. Sign me up! -NME
  • Sorry ladies, it looks like Jason Segel is completely out of any future Muppets projects. “That Muppet movie wasn’t very good,” he said, “and I’d rather not have a part in any future not-very-good Muppet movies.” JK. He didn’t say that! Only I said that. He said other things. -FilmDrunk
  • Here is another “Breaking Bad in real life” story that I don’t really get. Why is it like Breaking Bad? JUST because it’s meth? Guys? Hello? HELLO?  -TheDailyWhat
Comments (18)
  1. There are many many reasons to watch the first 10 minutes of John Carter. The first is Tim Riggins. The second is Breaking Bad. And the third is beans.

  2. Snooki found her fiancee on Juggalobook

  3. I think the reporting trend of “It’s like Breaking Bad because it involves meth!” is obnoxious, but, that article is about a meth lab explosion in an old folks home. So it has two elements of of the show; meth labs, and an explosion in an old folks home.

    But it would only truly be ‘Real Life Breaking Bad’ if someone blew themselves up intentionally an old folks home for revenge purposes, and that is not what happened here.

  4. 更多的沙子!

    • Is that Chinese for “Vanessa is an asshole, XOXO, Gossip Girl”?

      • I just realized that I really want to see a version of Gossip Girl where instead of talking in convoluted mixed-metaphor riddles, GG just makes straightforward comments.

        “What the fuck, Dan? XOXO, Gossip Girl”

        “Enough with the older ladies already, Nate! XOXO, Gossip Girl”

        “Put on a bra, Serena! XOXO, Gossip Girl”

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