The TV Guide Channel (whatever that is) hired Joey Fatone to cover the red carpet at last weekend’s SAG Awards, NATURALLY, and he proved that he is now and will forever be your boyfriend. Here he is interviewing James Franco (via FilmDrunk) and just mostly being your boyfriend and your-boyfriend-ing it up all over the place.

It takes a special kind of talent to sound dumber than Turtle. “I’m sorry, Joey, there is no room for you in my Entourage.” “The white stuff but that’s something else never mind heh heh.” I can’t believe this guy hasn’t been hired to do ALL THE INTERVIEWS. He’s like our generation’s Terry Gross. It’s going to be incredible in 2012 when he moderates the presidential debates. Gwen Ifil is like “uh oh.”

And also you are in love with him and you want to marry him.

Comments (14)
  1. RobinRubbermaid  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009 +3

    I think I’m carrying Joey Fatone’s baby.

  2. The white stuff? The white stuff, Joey Fatone?!? Whoever interviews Franco next needs to ask what it’s like to watch a human being have a meltdown.

  3. You tricked me into watching exactly 5 seconds of that. Never again.

  4. That literally made me squirm

  5. AHHHHHHHHH! Get away from James Franco right now, Joey. Gross….

  6. Wow. Joey Fatone is SERIOUSLY uncomfortable with homosexuality.
    That’s a pretty big hurdle that he is going to have to jump, if he wants to continue being my boyfriend.

  7. kate  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009 +2

    Can more people please kick him in the shin!? PLEASE?!
    Yuck. This is horrible.

  8. Can you imagine the kinds of things he must’ve said to Lance Bass? Yikes.

  9. SERIOUSLY THAT WAS THE WORST. I am shocked in worst. This is going to be a messy breakup.

  10. This interview smacked of pro-Weird Al sentiment from the get-go…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvDgnsFrjSc
    WHOSE NOVELTY LINED BERMUDA SHORT’S POCKET ARE YOU IN, FATONE!!!!!!111!!!

  11. How come they never interview gay and lesbian actors and ask them if it’s weird for them to play straight characters, and how it’s hard to kiss people of the opposite sex. It’s annoying

  12. Why is Joey Fat One allowed to do anything…..I felt like even his cameo in My Big Fat Greek Wedding was stretching his abilities, JUST A LITTLE.

  13. I hoping whoever hired him was just doing it as some kind of cruel hoax or perhaps as an effort to produce clips for the Soup and shows like that.

  14. awesomeblossom  |   Posted on Apr 16th, 2009 0

    If I was James Franco, I would turn the tables on ol’ Joey Fatone and ask him if it’s a challenge to portray a heterosexual in real life forever. ZING!

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