Have I got some NEWS for you guys. Get this: Natalie Portman hadn’t been married to Benjamin Millepied, the dancer from when she was in Black Swan, this whole time! Can you believe it! I assumed they were already married but, as it turns out, they were just engaged! Did everyone else think that they were already married? GUYS? And to add insult to injury, it also turns out they got SECRETLY MARRIED recently! From People:

Their subtle rings appeared to be a quiet way of announcing their marriage at the Oscars on Sunday. And adding fuel to the fire, jeweler Jamie Wolf confirmed today that she designed Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied’s “wedding rings,” she shares in a release.

Wolf created two diamond rings for Portman, made to fit on either side of her engagement ring, and a platinum band for Millepied. Both baubles are eco-friendly, made with recycled metals and conflict-free diamonds.

HOW DARE THEY NOT TELL US FIRST THAT THEY WERE NOT MARRIED YET, AND SECOND THAT THEY WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED SOON! That was our business! You can’t keep us out of our own business, Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied! As a person who has seen you in many movies, I have to say that I am disappointed. As I did not have any time at all to come up with a gift, please take this image after the jump as a token of my congratulations. 

I JUST WISH YOU HAD GIVEN ME A LITTLE MORE TIME.

Comments (13)
  1. In the words of Darth Vader via Blu-ray release of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi… “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”.

  2. Also, secret marriage? Sounds familiar… Lets hope Mr. Millepied doesn’t go all dark side on us.

  3. One last question… was it perfect?

  4. I haven’t been this upset since today’s Afternoon Links!

  5. First, I found out that Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied got married. Then, I held onto my butt.

  6. She married a guy with how many legs??

  7. Congrats! to the people who probably will not read this. Whatever, congrats anyway! I will make cupcakes to celebrate*

    *I was going to make cupcakes anyway, but this at least makes it seem like they are Special Occasion cupcakes rather than ‘what, do you expect me to not make cupcakes’ cupcakes.

  8. I refuse to get secretly married until gays can.

  9. I can think of one reason they didn’t announce they were getting married

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