(via Scandalist)

Oh my God, I’m so sorry. I should have told you! Yeah, you have to go to jail now. No, it’s totally my bad. I should have warned you before you watched the video about how now you’re a pervert and a danger to children and have to spend the rest of your life in jail getting gang-banged by white power dudes who think that a solid defense of the Nazis is that at least they weren’t child molesters. Sorry, guys. Remember, the first time you walk into the cafeteria, pick a fight with the biggest, meanest looking guy you can find. That is how you will teach people not to mess with you (mess with your butt). Good luck, short eyes.

Comments (11)
  1. Totally worth it.

  2. That little girl in the audience was so turned on by that.

  3. HN1  |   Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 +1

    This is on Imdb. Its description is almost as disturbing as the video.

    ‘Imagine nine, peach-fuzzed young teasers in a milk and cookies spoof of the world’s most famous all male dance troupe! Aaron, Simon, Sid, Kyle and their pals will gyrate their way into your heart and make you chuckle aloud at their puppyish exuberance and camaraderie. Watch the guys at rehearsal and later on stage, as they reveal some of their most exotic costumes and dance routines to an enthusiastic audience of female bubblegummers. Then meet these charming pre-teen dreamboys up close and personal, as they discuss their lives and passions, and then get wild in a spirited game of shirts and skins soccer.’

    • I do my VG in reverse, starting with most recent posts and working my way back to yesterday (or the day before), so I was already afraid of this video; and was a little relieved to get here and find it’d been taken down. Until I read the quoted synopsis. Thanks, HN1, I think I’m going to spend the next week in the shower anyway, scrubbing my vigorously skin with lye and trying not to feel like a pedophile.

      And I’m not even gay.

  4. a6r6o6n  |   Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 0

    things get even more unseemly when you click on the link to the chap who wrote that IMDB description. jim stark seems to have a favored genre. his descriptions get even more lurid and upsetting than the one posted above me here.

    • sammy  |   Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 0

      wow you’re not kidding. the two most common words used in the titles are “little” and “boys.” [shudder]

  5. Chippendiddys? What does that even mean? Is Diddy pissed about it? What country is this? What is this a class for? Why don’t those girls have any rhythm? So many questions…

  6. I used to work in the LA Jails, and I appreciate your actually very astute understanding of the dumb criminal justice system disguised as run-of-the-mill child molester humor.

    Keep up the good work!

    P.S. I would think that you were a super-nice guy if I hadn’t heard your NPR segment…

  7. I guess it’s already been taken down… maybe it’s better I sit this one out.

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