Any ideas? ANY FUCKING IDEAS ON WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Because I’m really at a loss on this one. I’ve seen reports that Verne is supposedly impersonating Coolio, who is rumored to have sexually harassed Sugababes singer Mutya Buena before she left the show, BUT THAT IS NOT ENOUGH OF AN EXPLANATION. I feel like an Eyes Wide Shut druid should have at least had the decency to stand in front of this scene so that we wouldn’t be able to see what was happening. Who do you think those people were? Those were not just some ordinary people. If I told you their names- I’m not going to tell you their names- but if I did, I don’t think you’d sleep so well. COOLIO, WILL YOU PLEASE PUT DOWN THAT CAMERA AND EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS?

In other news, Verne is the odds-on favorite to win the show. Team Verne! (Team Verne?) The prize, of course, is a lifetime of public humiliation and self-doubting regret.

Comments (8)
  1. Fascist Baby  |   Posted on Jan 23rd, 2009 +1

    I think since he peaked at “naked and urinating on scooter in gym” from that other show, he can only try to top that.

  2. He finally found someone of an appropriate height to date and now people are all up in arms about it. Just because you have a personal vendetta against him does not give you the right to nitpick and find something wrong with everything he does.

  3. I’m getting a weird vibe that this could be a “Mini” sequel to this documentary

  4. An American Girl doll would have been creepier.

  5. Why does he have a scooter?

  6. Isn’t the real question: Why is Verne Troyer wearing a diaper while submitting to the libidinous urges of that leukemia-stricken child?

  7. Guys, you don’t know how hard it is to find quality baby-on-baby like this.

  8. Damn that baby was asking for it. Maybe if it didn’t want Verne Troyer making out with it, it should have though twice before putting on that sexy little outfit.

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