I’m so excited for you. It’s all finally happening. Ever since you met Greg, things have just been like, AHHHHH, crazy! It’s all moved so fast, and OK, yes, some of us were worried in the early days that you were rushing too quickly into this relationship but let’s be honest: you’ve had an almost comical string of bad boyfriends and broken hearts. The past few years of your dating life could be the “Mr. Wrong” montage in a romantic comedy. So, when you met Greg at that GameStop, and you guys went on that date to Chuck-E-Cheese, and you hit it off so well so quickly, we all kind of suspected something like this might happen. And if you guys have selected an Evil Space Alien Who Can Transform Himself Into A Truck And Wants To Kill The Alien That Is A Sports Car Or A Toaster Oven Or Something as the lasting symbol of your Love and Commitment then who are we to judge you or stand in your way. And hey, when people ask about your ring, because it is a unique and different kind of ring and people do ask you about it all the time and can you blame them and isn’t that kind of why Greg made it for you in the first place was to get a lot of attention, but maybe it is a little odd that you guys very specifically and loudly talk about how you have never seen the cartoon and you just really love the Michael Bay movies because no one loves those movies, they’re terrible movies, and the idea that someone’s only knowledge of the Transformers would not only come from those movies but would somehow work its way into their marriage vows is kind of nuts to an outside observer but that’s exactly why what you guys have WORKS. It’s just perfect. CONGRATULATIONS! (Via Geekologie.)

Comments (27)
  1. It’s cool because the ring turns into a reason for divorce.

  2. “If I could, I would give this to my mother.” – Shia Lebeouf.

  3. I’ll take them all

  4. I’m blazing a battle to destroy the evil forces of…the decepticon ring.

  5. Eh. I want to make fun of this, but as a guy who has a Star Wars quote inscribed in his wedding ring, I’ll bench myself for this thread.

  6. This makes me wish that Unicron were real. Not that these two would understand what I meant by that.

  7. Transformers!
    More than meets her parents.

  8. It all makes sense, guys.
    Transformers and weddings work perfectly together.

    Optimus Prime will officiate the wedding ceremony.
    Soundwave will dj the reception.
    Bumblebee will be the ‘Just Married’ car.
    Then Megatron will blow everybody up.

    You see? It all works out REALLY well.

  9. What a keeper…

  10. “Decept” and “con” are right there in the name, so no one should be surprised when the marriage ends in AllSpark-break.

  11. Well, at least she has a fiancé. — my parents, to me.

  12. When you’re still single at my age (approx. 100 in old maid years), you would take whatever effing engagement ring a guy offers. Life is full of comprises.

  13. Bad Star Wars Wedding ring quotes: “So, you have a twin sister…” and hers would be “I know. Somehow I’ve always known”

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