What, did you think the Internet stopped churning out perfect trampoline accidents just because it was the weekend? HAH! WRONG! HAPPY HUMPDAYMONDAY! (Via TastefullyOffensive.)
Sorry, plastic bag, but after seeing this video, you are now only the SECOND most beautiful thing that I have ever seen.
Not my best work, I’ll admit.
Today we are all a front flip into a dog hump.
That dog is a real go-getter, doesn’t waste any time.
Should have saved this one until Hump Day.
I once twisted my ankle descending a small set of stairs at my dad’s house, ending up sprawled in a heap at the bottom. My stepmother’s dog bounded over and mounted me. Thanks, asshole.
Boo on slapping the dog! What’s the dog going to do, not hump?
That wasn’t a slap! He forearmed the dog. It wasn’t any rougher than if the dog had been humping another dog to display dominance and the other dog pawed him away.
I love how the dude is all, like, “DUDE!” to the dog.
the first time i thought the dog was trying to push the trampoline back into place and help the guy back up and i thought the guy was being an asshole by pushing him away. and then they did the replay and i no longer thought that.
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