Sometimes it’s crazy to think about what the world must have been like before the Internet. What did people do? How were they completely terrible without it?
For the low low price of $9.99 per hour.
It seems fitting that the link on this article goes to Vulture.
And I will always blog you.
I Wanna Stream With Somebody
Not only am I 100% sure someone has already made the same lazy comment that I just did, but I don’t feel bad in the slightest for not putting forth more of an effort to think of something to say about Whitney Houston’s televised funeral.
In other more important time news regarding dead people nobody should really care about that much, fans of the old school, TRUE degrassi will be saddened to hear the news that not only is the actor that played Wheels dead…but he’s been secretly dead for 5 years and they only just released that information today
And even crazier is that he died of natural causes…AT 35(?!)
Anyways if you’re going to grieve somebody, maybe don’t grieve the crackhead diva who could not have exploited her fame and addiction more, and consider grieving poor old Wheels instead. Well, really maybe save your grief for people you knew personally and who had an impact on your life in some way. That’s maybe the best idea. But if you’re not going to do that, stick with me and shed a tear for Wheels. (5 years ago!)
SIR. TRUE Degrassi was the first three seasons of the Next Generation. They took the best parts of Old Degrassi (Joey Jeremiah, the bastard seed of Snake & Spike), and put them in a new environment.
Whoa. No. Whoa. No no no. Whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. NO.
I don’t even believe this could be an opinion a person could have. Well, you’re welcome to it, and I will be a gentleman about one’s honest opinion, but Old Degrassi is the only Degrassi.
Do you mean the bastard seed of Spike and Shane? I assume you’re talking about Emma. And I’m embarrassed that I have amassed the knowledge to make that assumption.
Yessss. You’re right. I bow to your superior knowledge.
Stupid jerk, you should be kicked in the head.
“RIP Drake.” -djfreshie
Too soon, sir.
Drake is to rapping what Wheels was to playing bass for the Zit Remedy
WHEN WILL BRANDY REVEAL WHAT WHITNEY WROTE ON THAT SECRET NOTE??? GUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The technology that allows us to sit at home and watch a funeral(?!) has also allowed me to come to this site every day and trade jokes and laughs with a bunch of extremely funny people. My point is that while I at some level find this application of tech repulsive, I can’t entirely throw the e-baby out with the virtual bathwater.
Hey FLW, what’s up with that gif? Honestly, I was going to reply to something else on this site and forgot I pasted it into the comment box. However, I think that it maybe works? I dunno.
We all got it, right?
Frank is the guy, the ice cream is the internet, and the soccer ball is Whitney Houston’s funeral streaming live.
Drink every time:
- the dead body of a human being is buried in the ground
Death has the best drinking games.
Trying to meet a quota, That One?
Well done KajusX & Chainsaws, well done.
That One, I have a question — I’m just TERRIBLE at chess. Could I, say, pick a different game when it’s my time or do I really have to go through the motions of losing even though we all know I will?
Followup question — when there’s a giant tragedy, does everyone line up to play with you or are the games just super nanosecond fast?
Death just plays all the games at once, like those chess-playing ‘monks’ at Renaissance Fairs.
True story: When I first moved to NYC, I played chess in Washington Square Park with those guys that play chess all day and didn’t realize you had to pay the guys when you lost. I thought they were just chess enthusiasts. They are not!! I was very lucky my friend was there and had cash that I could borrow.
Wait, do I have to pay Death when I lose or do I just pay with my life?
You just pay with your life. That’s the whole deal, because if you win then Death doesn’t take you, because God and the Bible.
Yeah, I figured that… but I haven’t met Death yet and he might want $5 too. You just don’t know!
Maybe Death works for tips (To Insure Prompt Scything)?
Celebrity “news” is increasingly aggravating to me, as I know work within it’s system and HAVE to see and hear things all day. it’s like I am a check-out clerk in a grocery store that only sells tabloid magazines.
It was all about Demi Moore’s health before Houston died. I bet Houston dying was a relief to the Moore/Willis/Kutcher clans. Not a complete relief, as paparazzi are on everyone always, but at least the numbers have dwindled.
DUG the Dog : squirrel :: Paparazzi : Celebrity Misfortune
“–aggravating to me, as I NOW work within it’s system–”
“–as I NOW work within ITS system–”
My brain is slowly being cooked.
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