Today’s Petting Zoo is brought to you in honor of the 4-year-old Pekingese puppy Malachy, who just won “Best In Show” at this year’s Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Congratulations, Malachy! While not all of us are fully OK with the nature of dog beauty pageants and their effect on the self esteem and self worth of contestants and non-contestants, we all applaud your accomplishment and wish you only the best. We love you, Malachy. Never forget that. We would love you more, maybe, if you had a funny video of yourself for us to watch, though? Like maybe if you had a video of yourself with a baby, and the baby was like, I don’t know, trying to give you tea or something? At a tea party? I’m not trying to force your hand with this video or anything, I’m just saying that if you had a video like that we would all maybe love you just a little bit more than we do right now. So please think about it, and once again, congratulations. Also congratulations to all of our wonderful top 10 video winners this week. YOU ARE ALL VERY GOOD!

10. Bird Stands On Grumpy Cat’s Head

9. Turtle Climbing Up The Wall

8. Monkey And Dog Wrestle

7. Dog Runs On Giant Hamster Wheel

6. Panda Steals Food

5. Bear Cub And Wolf Cub Play Together

4. Puppies Chase A Silly Man

3. Sad Dog Listens To Adele

2. Cat Changes Its Mind

1. Monkey Would Like To Be Groomed

OH MY GOD THAT MONKEY VIDEO IS SO GOOD! Ugh, I want to go to where those monkeys are so badly. Next time some jerk asks me, “If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?” I’m going to respond, “Anywhere those monkeys are.” And they’ll say, “What?” And I’ll say, “UGH, I AM SO BORED OF YOU.” Because I will feel very aggressive because I will have been reminded about how badly I want to see these monkeys IRL. Anyway, the cat changes its mind video is great. I rarely enjoy cat videos, but I know when I see a good one, and that’s a good one and I really enjoy it. I almost wanted to include “sad dog listens to Adele” as, like, an honorable mention today because I feel like it violates some dumb rules that don’t even exist, but then I realized that if those rules did exist I would be the one to determine them anyway, so I PUT ‘EM AT #3! Great video. Congratulations on this video first, Adele, and then all of your Grammys second. Puppies chasing a silly man is great both because of the puppies and the very silly man. “Daaaaaaaaaad.” That’s what I have to say to him, even though he is not my dad. Everything else explains itself. CONGRATULATIONS, ANIMALS! I LOVE YOU! ESPECIALLY YOU, MONKEYS!

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  1. Turtle climbing up the wall is the new Believe in Yourself bicycle kid.

  2. Also, could some please let that poor dog out so he can make pee-pee?

  3. I realize there are a host of issues and controversies surrounding dog shows, but OMG the Toy Dog judging was hilarious. The judges must have been drunk, because all they did was make fun of the dogs’ names. It was comedy gold for this monster. And Malachy was adorable. He was the underdog all the way. And he literally is under most dogs. If anyone is feeling charitable, please find me a gif of Malachy walking.

  4. KELLY THAT CAT VIDEO AT #2 IS BULLSHIT EVERYONE WHO OWNS A CAT KNOWS THAT EVERY CAT LEAVES THE BATHTUB APPALLED ALMOST EVERY DAY YOU DON’T EVEN DESERVE TO RANK ANIMAL VIDEOS THOUGH THAT BEAR AND WOLF CUB ONE WAS PRETTY GOOD, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

    • Wow you sure told Kelly! And what is it every day or almost every day? Almost every day is way too ambiguous!

      • In all seriousness (i have a my cat in the tub google alert) my cat does this all the time. We leave the bathroom closed because he’ll shred our TP, but I’d bet if we left it open, he’d drop in there and then freak himself out every day. For sure. Stamp it and send out for pizza.

  5. Please cheer up soon, dog! You are being very emotional right now and having a moment and it’s definitely making me laugh but you will be fine!

    • “I know you’re still all worked up from the Grammys and all, but just so you know: I love me some Adele, but me standing by this door whining at you has nothing to do with her or some perceived emotional connection you think I have with this song. I’m whining by the door because I’m literally going to shit on this floor if you don’t let me outside. So please, for the love of God, quit filming me and let me go outside. Also, if you insist on going on and on about All Things Grammy, you should know that it’s pronounced ‘Bone Ee-Vare’. Trust me. I’m French.”
      - That french bulldog

  6. The best one was the puppies chasing the dad in his robe and slippers. I get the feeling that even is he knew we’d all be watching, he wouldn’t have changed into pants.

  7. good job this week, animals. best petting zoo in awhile. wolf and bear cub? outtathisworld! kitty immediately regrets this decision? great! sad puppy just needs a good cry.

  8. Awesomely, the place those monkeys are is literally “Hell Valley Wild Monkey Park.” Which is more fun-sounding of a destination than “Jigokudani Yaen-Koen,” right?

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