Martha Stewart’s chow chow won the “Best In Breed” award at this year’s Westminster Dog Show this week, which is already kind of crazy in the way that you will sometimes hear about someone who has already won a multi-million dollar lotto jackpot winning another multi-million dollar lotto jackpot, but then at the same time OF COURSE Martha Stewart has THE BEST chow chow on Earth. No duh no doy. To celebrate, she took the dog to dinner at the Plaza Hotel, which, OK, whatever, Brett Easton Ellis needs SOMETHING to put in his novels now that he’s graduated from prep school, but also IS THE CHAIR REALLY NECESSARY? DOES THE DOG NEED TO SIT IN THE FANCY CHAIR? Haha, this photo. If caption contests on blogs didn’t exist, this photo would invent them. EUREKA!
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Good boy! Or girl! (Via BuzzFeed.)