Do you follow Terry Richardson on Tumblr? You probably shouldn’t but maybe you should? It’s hard to say. As much as that guy is a horrifying pervert who has DEFINITELY done something VERY illegal at some point that NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT but everyone KIND OF KNOWS ABOUT, you can’t argue that his washed out “faux-amateur” snapshot portraiture style hasn’t come to define the visual aesthetic of the past 10 years or whatever. So, there’s that. The guy has always inserted himself into his work, but his Tumblr is a real Shrine to Narcissism. There are almost as many photos of Terry Richardson as there are photos of Terry Richardson’s subjects. And if he’s not in the photo, someone’s wearing his glasses. Hey! It’s his Tumblr, he can do what he wants. I’m just telling you what he wants: which is for you to look at and/or fuck him. (Just kidding AND! Definitely “and.”) Anyway, this is a new portrait of him and the lady of interest, Lindsay Lohan. This will surely kickstart her career, right?! She is the star of Avatar 2 now. Congratulations, Lindsay Lohan! Caption this beautiful photograph.

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Now go put some clothes on. (Image via Terry Richardson.)

Comments (94)
  1. Look, matching cold sores!

  2. You can borrow Aimee Mann’s hair and glasses Lindsay but you will never be Aimee. Hush hush keep it down now

  3. Herbie the Love Shutterbug: Fully Loaded (on Drugs)

  4. Recognizing the dangers of jailing celebrities with common inmates, they’ve finally found a solution for Hollywood’s repeat offenders by handcuffing them together.

  5. The Pervert Trap

  6. Zombie Steve Jobs and zombie Paris Hilton gettin’ together and hittin’ that

  7. I Know Who Killed Me (it was Terry Richardson)

  8. “who are these people?” – someone in 2022

  9. Gold Medalists in the Gross Olympics

  10. The photo’s not in black and white, they’re just making the camera sick.

  11. Stinks like a 50-year old high school locker room in here.

  12. Why cameras don’t capture smells.

  13. And this is the first terrible unnecessary picture to ever appear on Tumblr and surely the last

  14. cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  15. Mr. and Mrs. Cool Glasses

  16. That dude’s very Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Basement

    • from anyone else, this would have been 1/2 as creepy. from capt clown, I can’t help but feel that’s a real place.

  17. Is this a picture for a new anti-drug PSA?

  18. Calvin Klein ads are getting really weird.

  19. That one lady and the tramp

  20. The eyes are the windows to the soul and I don’t think it’s any coincidence that Richardson’s are tinted black.

  21. Shouldn’t the person taking credit for all these photos of world-famous-photographer Terry Richardson be the person actually taking the pictures?

  22. He couldn’t have raised her better himself.

  23. I dont know where you live or what kind of a person are you but you are clearly stupid. TERRY RICHARDSON IS A PHOTOGRAPHER, A PHOTOGRAPHER WHO IN 17 YEARS HAS BECOME ONE OF THE GREATEST PHOTOGRAPHERS. HIS SPREADS LEAVE PEOPLE APPALLED AND HIS INGENIOUS USE OF LIGHTING IS SO GOOD ITS ADDICTIVE. THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW TERRY RICHARDSON AND HIS PHOTOS, INCLUDING THE PAPARAZZI SO PLEASE BEFORE YOU WRITE AN ARTICLE ONLINE GO FUCK YOURSELF

  24. Pictured: Super-herpes being born.

  25. Nuts and Gum – Together at Last.

  26. Once again, Lindsay makes sure the photo shoot is done in good taste.

  27. I clicked on the link to his tumblr because I click on links even when I know they are for bad things and tonight I will have nightmares of Lindsey Wixson; she is utterly terrifying to look at.

    (Terry Richardson is already in all of my nightmares)

  28. Let’s swap glasses. That’ll be cool.

  29. AND OMG THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS THEY ARE COLLEAGUES AND DONT HAVE A BABY! HOW DO YOU EVEN WRITE STUFF LIKE THESE WHEN YOU DONT ONLY KNOW TERRY BUT CLEARLY DONT KNOW LINDSAY EITHER!

  30. “The intensity of stupidity looking back at you is just amazing.” — Werner Herzog on seeing this photo.

  31. Alex Lane  |   Posted on Feb 7th, 2012 -2

    “lol”

  32. side note: as an ex-smoker, sometimes i see photos of people smoking and all i want in the whole world is to have one. it can be a very emotional reaction- reminding me of being younger and dumber and just hanging out with not much to do, smoking cigarettes with friends over cheap beers. and some people just look great with a cigarette, and it just triggers this desire. and then sometimes i see someone with a cigarette and i remember what it feels like to wake up in the morning with this gross coat of smoke all on the inside of your mouth, and remember picking up tshirts off the floor of my room that i wore out the night before and they just smell atrocious, and i remember that pathetic need to have another. and in all honesty, dealing with cigarettes is literally the last thing that lindsay needs to tackle in her life, but looking at her with that cigarette just feels fucking dirty and sad.

  33. Getting naked for playboy paid for her new teeth right?

    I really don’t want to know what she had to do at this photo shoot to pay for her next meal.

    • You know you’re dealing with someone special when a nude Playboy shoot was not the grossest photoshoot a lady participated in recently.

  34. Not pictured: Her left hand and his penis. Just sayin’

  35. “she’s a little old for my taste” – terry

  36. high class white trash

  37. Roses are red,
    These weird bruises on my body are blue,
    Can you get me clean urine?
    No. Seriously, can you?

    Happy Valentine’s Day!

  38. I am just glad that Terry Richardson finally found someone his age.

  39. Vector, meet Disease. Disease, Vector.

  40. I had to stop following his tumblr. It’s all the same creepy shit. People dressing up as him (creepy), underage girls barely clothed or older women trying to look underage (creepy), and shirtless guys giving thumbs up and looking like pop punk frat boys (sometimes hot but the creepy factor outweighs the sexy guys 9.5 times out of 10).

  41. look at these fucking hipsters

  42. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Methamphetamine.

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