Think of the craziest celebrity news you could ever hear. Now take it up a notch. Now turn it on its head. NOW DOUBLE IT! Ok, did you get “‘an insider’ telling OK! magazine that Russel Brand has been sending ‘funny, flirty’ texts to Zooey Deschanel, the celebrity woman who looks very similar to his celebrity newly ex-wife, Katy Perry”? You didn’t? You couldn’t have thought of that in a million billion blog years? ‘Cause it’s TOO SCANDALOUS and above all SO TRUE, PROBABLY? WELL! From OK!:
“Russell has had his eye on Zooey for a long time,” discloses an insider. “And he’s been sending funny, flirty texts to see if they can get together.”
The insider continues, “He thinks she’s hysterically funny and cute, too. He loves her quirky sense of humor, and thinks they’d be great together both on-and off-screen. There’s a real spark there.”
The actress is said to be “intrigued” by the idea of working with Russell, 36. “But she’s heard about his reputation as a womanizer, and isn’t sure whether she’s ready to rush into another relationship so quickly.”
It’s lucky that this insider happens to be BOTH a Russel Brand insider and a Zooey Deschanel insider. Lucky for us. So, obviously, congratulations to the happy couple. Zooey, Russel Brand seems like a beautiful man — certainly not the first man who comes to mind when asked, “Quick, think of the grossest man.” And Russel, you couldn’t have chosen a better woman to have in your life both on-and off-screen. I can’t wait for your movie and your marriage. Sometimes you don’t know what kind of celebrity gossip is going to fall into your lap, and sometimes it’s the most beautiful kind. But — What do YOU think about this Hollywood pairing?!?!! Plz send what you think about this hollywood pairing to MrsBrand@hllwd.gozzip/fun/true.