Date: February 2012
Time: 7:25AM
Location: Canada
Source: Deadspin
Description: Local news woman announces local sausage eating/making competition that she will be judging. (See also: Kielbasaflict of Interest.) In such instances, TWSS is almost inevitable. Although TWSS occurs near end of clip and local news woman is clearly cognizant of TWSS and even shamed by TWSS, entire clip could be viewed as contextual TWSS created by anticipation and use of words such as “sausage” and “enter” and “judge.” FILE UNDER: Canadian TWSS, Food TWSS.

Comments (33)
  1. She’s a fantastic judge or sausage, but her on-air promo skills are the wurst.

  2. This is bordering on too much information, but I once took second place in a sausage eating competition for Special Olympics

  3. I never sausuge a good TWSS!

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  5. i don’t get what is so funny about the matter. i take my sausage judging duties incredibly seriously.

  6. So she mispronounced “penis”. I don’t see what the big deal is.

  7. This is somewhat unrelated, but I feel like it is my duty to spread the word on this matter of grave importance. There are two very important things every person should know:

    1) Not all sausaged purchased from a grocery store are pre-cooked, and

    2) A George Foreman grill is not suitable for cooking sausages.

    Trust me on these things, you guys. TRUST ME.

  8. OF COURSE they were showing the weather in Prince Albert.

  9. I still have no idea what the website is. There’s no way I’m going to “pickadick.com” to see if that was really the right address.

    • You just said what I was going to say, so it’s pretty obvious this is a problem and someone really needs to get on this.

      • Alright. I’m going to just give it a shot and see what happens.

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        Oh Crap! Don’t got to Pickadick! What is the real address?!!?!?

  10. Good thing this wasn’t in Regina, things would have gotten even more awkward.

  11. I’d be willing to believe that the first slip-up was a genuine accident, BUT THEN THE SHE DID IT AGAIN!

  12. Is this the kind of newscast where the anchors take off their clothes? Is there nudity we’re being deprived of???

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