Season 2 of Game of Thrones premieres April 1st on HBO. (Thanks for the tip, Frank Lloyd Wrong.)
They went in a really weird direction woth the Beethoven movies.
i know, right?! it’s like, dogs are giving birth to human babies? whaaaaaaa?
Poor Bolivar gets no love.
Oh! This also solves the puzzle in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Turns out the question of life, the universe, and everything was “How many St. Bernards is the best number of Saint Bernards?”
Alternate joke: Nena’s second single, while less well known than 99 Red Balloons, is easily twice as adorable.
Unless the 99 red balloons are circus balloons, and they’re shaped like poodles.
I was going to try and say something funny, but why? This comment is perfect.
You are the best.
I thought it was CG until I realized none of them were spinning into a tube torus and vomiting out other dogs
Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich.
That one St. Bernard kind of looks like a human child.
I don’t follow. Are they Dire St. Bernard’s?
Maybe because they’re giant dogs? And we will be seeing a lot more of my boyfriend, the Hound, in season 2?
My cousin has a 2 year old, and also a St Bernard with a tail that curls up. This means that the 2 year old just chases the dog around the house all day trying to poke his finger in its giant asshole. I think on one level everyone is watching horrified that the dog will turn around and bit him in two, but on a much more important level it’s the funniest thing in the whole world.
In closing, Kelly, I guess I completely understand why people keep filming when their babies are in horrifyingly dangerous but very very funny situations. And also, turns out St Bernards have much more good-natured tolerance and patience than your or I could ever dream of.
I think it’s that way with a lot of dogs. My dogs are VERY protective of my kid. To the point that, for the first 6 months after he was born, my dog did not trust me with him AT ALL and would watch me like a hawk whenever I was holding him.
I dont know where you live or what kind of a person are you but you are clearly stupid. GABE WROTE THIS POST, A POST WHICH IN 17 YEARS HAS BECOME ONE OF THE GREATEST POSTS. THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW GABE AND HIS WORDS, INCLUDING THE PAPARAZZI SO PLEASE BEFORE YOU WRITE AN COMMENT ONLINE CALLING GABE KELLY GO FUCK YOURSELF
I know this is a joke but I had a moment of confusion, too, until I remembered Kelly had a post about people letting their kids play with dogs that might bite them.
Oh, right! My bad.
I hope this turns into a Highlander-type scenario. There can only be one St. Bernard. And then he will get a flying skateboard in the future, because dogs on flying skateboards would be a GREAT idea.
I want to go to there
Wow the dog food bills. And the saliva puddles.
You don’t have to pay for dog food if you’ve trained them to devour their victims.
The constant panting sound.
“I haven’t seen this much panting and slobbering since the drive-in shut down.” – Joan Rivers
who let the dogs out?
nyuk nyuk nyuk
Why wasn’t this the first comment?!
This is a big middle finger to Chekhov’s maxim “If you show 42 Saint Bernard’s in the first act, you should show 42 little ‘XXX’ barrels in the second act.”
Most people didn’t think Animal Planet could pull off a sequel to the Thomas Crown Affair, and still fewer suspected it would trump the original.
Do they all have names? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH IS WHICH?
“42 Saint Bernards are coming to the party?! Waaaaaah!!!” -Kristen Bell
Is this a deleted scene from the Illusionist deluxe DVD?
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