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Looks like the Exclusive Club of Hollwood Pranksters has a new would-be member vying for admission, and it is none other than the incredibly talented actor Channing Tatum who is so good at acting. If he’s even HALF as good at PRANKING as he is at ACTING then he is going to be just so good at pranking, just very very talented when it comes to pranking for sure. Let’s see what he’s got! From Entertainment Tonight:
Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams must rediscover love after an accident causes Rachel’s character to lose her memory in The Vow, and Channing tells ET that he decided to pull a practical joke on her during a nude scene!
“I did have a stunt pee pee that I had made for her for her reaction,” says Channing of the scene in which Rachel is surprised by her naked co-star walking into their bedroom. “It was a little prank that I pulled on her. It’s in the movie – her reaction was spot on. I didn’t have a lot of faith in her reaction because it was cold that day, and I didn’t want her to be laughing and pointing. I wanted her to be shocked.”
“Here Lies A Stunt Pee Pee” – Channing Tatum’s gravestone.
Good prank or GREAT PRANK? But wait. Am I missing something? Did the Oxford English Dictionary change the definition of the word “prank”? When you wear a fake “pee pee” (Channing Tatum’s word) in a nude scene that is a prank? That’s it? The “stunt pee pee” doesn’t have to, like, buzz you or make a fart sound or ANYTHING? He didn’t want her to be laughing and pointing, so he got a fake penis made that was an exact replica of the gas chambers at Treblinka. Like what even the fuck is he talking about, regardless of the prank? Does she just start crying in this nude scene? And throwing up? I had no intention of seeing The Vow, but now I guess I have to because I just GOTTA see Rachel McAdams face after this REAL PRANK THAT IS DEFINITELY A PRANK FOR SURE AS WE ALL AGREE. Poor George Clooney. All those years of hard work. Shoulda bought a stunt pee pee, pal.
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Wouldn’t it have been funnier to use his ACTUAL pee pee and see her reaction to the third-degree burns?
Pee pee? Fake penises should be called “wieners” or “wangs”.
Prank Franks
Joke Jocks
Silly Willies
Mock Members
Faux parts.
Peens of Comedy
Pranks and Beans
Crank Wankers
Not really a “stunt” either. Unless the scene has his pee pee riding a motorcycle through fire then it should be a “wang double.”
Whoopie-nises
Shit. Spelled it wrong.
WHOOPEE-NISES.
*whew*
You still got it wrong. I’ll fix it for you.
WHOOPEE-PEE
No no no, facetaco.
Whoopee-pee is what comes out of a Whoopee-nis.
Common mistake.
schtick dick
It’s like her leg is desperately trying to put her out of her misery.
I guess being raised by Carol Channing and Tatum O’Neal will really warp your sense of humor.
You’d think Channing Tatum would be able to come up with a better euphemism for his junk, considering he just wrote a movie about male strippers.
I’m glad that people who know how to use the English language as well as Channing Tatum are given jobs in the writing field.
Just looked it up. He’s the producer, which actually and sadly makes sense.
For real though, I think this is going to be the greatest film of our time. It is based on Channing Tatum’s REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE as a male stripper.
And it has Alcide in it.
(Later, back in Channing Tatum’s trailer)
“I am a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That’s right.”
Channing Tatum admitted that he had not shown her his actual “pee pee” because he had really been hoping to “yada yada” with Rachel McAdams and was worried that if she had seen it, she might not have shown him her “bazoongas” and him into her “hoo-ha.”
You might think I should have wrote “let him into her ‘hoo-ha” up there but that’s just why my sex life is so much more interesting than most people’s.
Rachel McAdams is a real two-face. She just looooooooooooves Channing’s little prank, but when I showed her my fake wang, all I got was a face full of pepper spray and a restraining order.
Donna Pranko (or I guess Prank Boner would be more appropriate, huh?)
Oh sure, when Channing Tatum does it, it’s “a prank”, but when I…… I mean someone else does it….. it’s….. uh…… crap.
Channing Tatum was the pride of his graduating class at UConn
I’m glad he is as smart as he looks.
I’m probably thinking about this too much, but I’m really getting hung up on the logistics here. Unless he was perpetrating some sort of advanced tuck-and-tape, then the decoy would have to be BIGGER than the real, thing. So the prank is what, exactly? She thinks he is well-endowed and then BOOM, he drops the act and shows that he is significantly below average? Good one, Channing!
Like a man’s push-up bra. Nothing but broken promises and shattered dreams.
And that is one area where you do NOT want anything broken or shattered.
I wonder how Clooney is preparing to do this exact prank to my main man, Michael Fassbender. Because you *know* he is.
exactly, the prank is that channing tatum has a small “pee pee.” the prank is on all the young ladies who have a crush on him.
Prankosaurus Brevis
that’s a latin joke.
What the article didn’t mention is that this scene revolves around Rachel McAdams trying and failing to use a help kiosk.
As a student of the classical english language, I must object to this bastardization of words. Pee pee is what comes out of the penis, not the penis itself. This is why America is considered so backwards.
Right. Pee pee comes out of the pecker, or ‘peen.’
Did Channing Tatum make up her name alla Marilyn Manson?
This is actually the same stunt pee pee that was used in Boogie Nights and in the drug test scene in Entourage. Its actual name is Andy Serkis.
what a dick
Woah, woah, woah. You mean to tell me that the prank isn’t his entire “acting” career? Bull!
He was good in Public Enemies. He ran through some trees firing a play-tommy gun behind him occasionally, then got play-shot by a bunch of play-federal marshals, and fell down. Then he spit up some play-blood.
My dog has a pee pee. Little baby boys have pee pees. Men have, penises, cocks or dicks. Whatever Channing, you totally just outed yourself as the proud owner of a micro-penis!
When you say that your dog has a pee pee do you mean that your dog has somehow stolen the penis from a little baby boy?
Not every time, no.
I had to read it twice before I figured out that he wasn’t fake-peeing on her.
That happened later, and was an accident. Gerard Depardue, Liam Neisan and Hugh Jackman know what I’m talking about.