Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good hot black coffee. OR HOW ABOUT A LIVING NIGHTMARE? (Via TheHuffingtonPost.)

Comments (45)
  1. Baby wants to drink coffee!

  2. Crazy Ground Time

  3. If you think this is unsettling, you should see the ads for John Waters coffee.

  4. This seems timely as I’ve just been told by a cardiologist that I’m not allowed to drink coffee anymore. Apparently it’s nightmare fuel.

  5. I used to get George Lucas coffee delivered to my house, but the quality really went downhill after the third shipment.

  6. Steven Spielberg’s coffee is pretty good while you’re drinking it, but it has a bit of a sweet aftertaste.

  7. “Lady in the radiator keeping you all night?”

  8. Say what you will, but we all know that is some damn fine coffee.

  9. I used to drink Martin Scorcese coffee. He makes the best fucking coffee. Every time I drink it, I want to grab him by the neck and say “Thank you! Thank you for making the best fucking coffee!”

  10. I like my coffee like I like my women — unnecessarily inscrutable.

  11. Pabst Blue Ribbon Coffee

  12. this DL coffee commercial is still pretty hot:


  13. Tangentially-related topic: Everyone has seen Rabbits and then regretted it, right? Because of the nightmares?

  14. David Lynch Coffee? Fuck that shit!

  15. Ok where’s damnfinecupofcoffee??? You missed your cue.

  16. Given my avatar and my username, this whole thing is way too close for comfort. Get out of my head, Videogum.

  17. I had this coffee! My brother got it for me in high school (I was very cool in high school). But it came in a can. and it had his face on it. And it said:

    “It’s all in the beans… and I’m just full of beans”

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