This is a clip (via Gawker) from a TruTV (whatever that is) reality show called The Principle’s Office, in which two friends are called into the principal’s office to go over what is and what is not appropriate on the high school dance floor.


The lengths that teenagers will go to pretend that they’re not fucking with you while still fucking with you very hard will never not be funny to me (as long as I don’t actually have to be around these goons). “What if he drops his wallet and I’m just standing behind him stretching” is genius. “What if we’re on the dance floor and he gets really sick all of a sudden with a potentially fatal disease that forces you to get on both knees, and like there’s no time to rush him to the hospital, and it just so happens that the medicine he needs to save him is on my cock, excuse me, sir, male genitalia, and he is getting the medicine but he happens to be getting it in time with the music? BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN DANCING, THOUGH, THAT’S JUST MEDICAL ATTENTION.”

And the non-sequiturial “have fun at dinner” as they walk out just kills me. “Have fun at dinner” is the “fuck you” of 2009. Write it down. These guys need to cut their hair and get a job. Hosting their own show on television.

Comments (41)
  1. those guys can homo-erotically joke around in my principal’s office anyday.

    have fun at dinner

  2. “I love you.” “I like your tie.”


  3. Anthony  |   Posted on Jan 14th, 2009 +3

    I’m only a third of the way through it and this is awesome. I love guys. I just love ‘em.

    We’re among men, here.

  4. That turned me on so much that I might need to go take care of some business. No one else? Anyone? No? OK!

  5. TJ  |   Posted on Jan 14th, 2009 +9

    “This is so appropriate right now.”

  6. We’re among men!

  7. I think the use of the word “fuck” in the post title makes this post seem like it’s going to be a lot more inappropriate then it really is…

  8. Guess who posted this on facebook
    I LOVED it!

  9. “OK, you guys are way off task here.”

    “No. We’re not. It’s a dance.”

  10. And after all that, the principal is still optimistic that these guys will set an example?

    This is SO going on my ipod.

  11. i’m definitely a predator because i found green shirt boy very hot.

  12. Kate  |   Posted on Jan 14th, 2009 +2

    and then you have a picture

    i want more
    that was amazing

  13. I have a broseph that I engage in bromance with, but these guys are much more in brolove than I ever will be.

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    • Selena  |   Posted on Jan 15th, 2009 0

      At Phils BBQ (in San Diego) there’s a pulled pork sandwich that is delicious and it too is called a Broham… relevent, ummm, NO. Informative? Oh, I think so.

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  16. have fun @ dinner.

  17. Like i guess, to a certain point, i understand that this is scripted. Or that they’re following a sort of set path on camera.
    But simoultaneously, it is real. Because this is exactly how shit goes down when you’re screwing around with authority figures in high school.

    I guess the difference is, after about a minute they catch on and you get detention.

    • Exactly. There’s not a toolbag principal in the nation that would let two jerkoffs get as far as theoretical ass-grinding in his office. Only the audacious time-freezing Zack Morris gets away with that shit.

      • This show is not set in this nation I think. “Meter-stick?” This is what happens in Canada. In the States the principal is all “Chuck, you need to quit raping girls and also put out that joint” and then Chuck orders some hookers and takeout for the principal to get him off his back. He still says “Have fun at dinner” as he leaves, though.

  18. wow. this is for sure a reality show and not scripted (more than a usual reality show is, i mean)? wow.

  19. Hil  |   Posted on Jan 15th, 2009 +5

    “This…is so appropriate right now.”

    “And now we can even pose for you.”

    Wow, I sort of love them.

  20. This is going to bite me in the ass later, but I’m secretly hoping my son grows up to be this hilarious

  21. This is the first video that I’ve seen that hilariously addressed the “grinding” issue that is plaguing the school system. I love it.

  22. I love how the principal just wearily goes “Don’t kiss me” when green shirt goes for the hand shake/hand kiss maneuver. “We’ve been over this…”

  23. Paul  |   Posted on Jan 15th, 2009 +4

    If it’s scripted, then bravo to the writer and the actors. So many great lines! Such perfectly staged polite contempt!

    “Dooon’t kiss me”.

    “Pound it. Peace”

  24. this is my new favorite show. im in love with the main principal guy. hes amazing.

    its filmed here in tejas

  25. Lara  |   Posted on Jan 15th, 2009 +1

    Fuck those kids are hot. I did the same type of shit in high school. Awesome.

  26. I can’t wait for the opportunity to use “this is so appropriate right now”.

  27. marcy  |   Posted on Jan 15th, 2009 0

    that was really hot actually.

  28. Sarah  |   Posted on Jan 16th, 2009 0

    Regarding whether or not it’s scripted – I think it could just be a reality tv show, because people usually act different if a camera is on them. Those “pranksters” would likely play up, whereas the principal will want to be seen as calm and collected and that eh

    I am poaching a lot of their dialogue though

  29. Samantha  |   Posted on Jan 16th, 2009 0

    OMG this show is hilarious!! TruTV is having a whole night of Principal’s Office this Saturday the 17th starting at 7p. This episode is definitely airing on Saturday so we all should tune in!! Pound it…PEACE!!

  30. That was pretty hot, but not nearly as homoerotic as I was hoping for. But once those kids move on to college and join a frat (and assuming they make it to college, they will join a frat), they’ll get the hang of it.

  31. P.S. You spelled the first “principal” wrong in your description.

  32. I would let them come in my Principals office anyday, if you know what I mean.

  33. These dudes are the Bret and Jemaine of the frats. I want to grind them a little.

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