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During last night’s State of the Union (how’s the hospital, by the way? Stomach all pumped?) Barack Obama talked about all kinds of important and meaningful stuff, I’m sure. But the only thing anyone will probably remember was his terrible spilled milk “joke” that actually elicited GROANS from the audience. (Remember: the audience is members of congress and the Supreme Court.) Here is the joke:
Oh brother. Right after this clip cuts out, the Sergeant at Arms stood up in the back of the room and played a little bit of his classic Womp Womp Wahhhh slide trombone. (When you remove the mouthpiece it becomes a sword! SERGEANT AT ARMS, KID!) Anyway, let’s take one more look at first lady of the United States and picture of elegance Michelle Obama’s face after her husband, the President of America, made that joke:
Enhance.
Enhance.
Haha. Barack and Michelle Obama, ladies and germs.
“TAKE MY WIIIIIIIFE’S FACE, PLEASE!” – Borat Obama
Now just out of curiosity, does anyone know if we are allowed to vote for Mitch Daniels in November? Is that still on the table? Asking for a joke.
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All of the looks were soundly in the “Nice one, Dad!” camp.
My face after that joke:
Pretty much the same as it always is. Because it doesn’t ever change. Because it is a taco.
I don’t know why I had a camera set up in my living room, but at least I can show you my reaction shot.
I always thought that your nose was sour cream but it appears to be cauliflower with broccoli and m&m’s for eyes. Who puts that kind of stuff on a taco, in face or other form?
Also, I like how people applauded when he said he was pretty confident a farmer could clean up a milk spill. Finally they are getting the recognition they deserve. Let’s hear it for dairy farmers, everyone!
Californians, probably. Those guys will put ANYTHING on a taco.
Mitch Daniels for President? More like…
Mitch Daniels FOREHEAD!
Guys? More like Mitch Daniels forehead! morelikemitchdanielsforeheadguys.
I think that thing qualifies as a fivehead.
sixhead??
No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6! 7′s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office, cause you’re fuckin’ fired!
He looks like Voldemort! He’s very slick, has no lips, and hardly any nose!
fondue cheddar, I seriously went to upvote your comment/picture, but then as I looked at Mitch Daniels my mouse slowly moved my cursor away from the vote buttons.
“Obummer and his libtard thugs don’t give a $hit about you all they care about is CORRUPSHUN and giving MY MONEY to the bl@cks who use welfair money for drugs!” – a foxnews.com comment on the spilled milk joke, probably
- Tron Guy post on Google+, also probably
Mitch Daniels lives next to my parents (gentlemen) and he is just as creepy looking in real life. Also, he walks his dog in the middle of the damn street surrounded by two giant dudes and none of them will move so a 2 minute trip to the grocery store ends up taking 15. I don’t like him is what I’m saying.
i do very much actually. knew his daughter in college. she was nice too.
I went to high school with two of his daughters, they were indeed very nice. They also never block the street when all I want is a loaf of bread.
This is really weird to read on Vgum but I went to elementary school with them (Go Explorers)
I like to think that we just discovered the mystically common element of all Videogum Monsters. Mitch Daniels is our constant.
Indian Creek? Stupid lottery kept me out.
I love that you can pretty much feel waves of Michelle Obama’s shame-by-proxy through the internet. Oh Michelle. You should talk to mothertables, I fear that shame-by-proxy is a feeling she knows well.
Presidents really do age faster than normal. Either that, or he has a 75 year old speech writer.
I thought Obama clinched it last night. That sounded like the guy I voted for.
I like Biden’s face. It’s more like, “Aww yeah, I knew that stuff would kill. I should write the entire speech next time.”
What really makes it work for me is that just as he starts the build-up to the joke he grins to himself.
He’s like “Oh shit, we left that joke in here? I thought I told someone to change that… Okay, here goes!”
Say what you will about the actual joke, but Obama has the best post-joke face.
I guess it just means that I’m still in the tank for Obama because everything about that cornball dad joke, from pre-delivery grin to Michelle’s embarrassed smile, seemed just ridiculously charming to me.
Seriously! The pre-joke grin is totally a dad move.
I’m sorry, I can’t read Videogum anymore, I ‘m too busy trying to win this lifetime supply of Walgreens SWAG son!
Can we talk about the resounding “BOOOOO” from a joint session of our elected federal officials in response to the president’s suggestion of a bill to outlaw insider trading by those members of Congress??? What the hell was that? Who are these assholes?
Also, this guy’s response:
what, uhh, what exactly is he doing?
ba-dum-CHHH. drums to the end of a bad joke.