My favorite part about this clip is not that “His Schlong” was an answer on Family Feud, nor that it was an answer to the question of “What’s something a pilot would hold during a long trip?” No. My favorite part about this clip is just knowing that someone on one of the teams during the commercial break or after the show got overly competitive and angry about losing and was just like “I knew it! I was totally going to say “his schlong.” God damn it! And where were you guys? Where the hell were you guys? THIS WAS OUR SHOT AND YOUR HEADS SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE GAME. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY “HIS SCHLONG,” SO JUST, WHATEVER, IT’S FINE, WHO CARES, WE’LL JUST BE THE LOSERS FAMILY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.” I’m paraphrasing here. (Via BuzzFeed.)

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  1. Family Feud is pretty great all the time. I saw an old episode once with a family with the last name “Rash,” and one of the contestants was named “Karma.” Karma Rash is either the name of my new hardcore band, or it’s what you get when you cheat on your significant other.

  2. This question is racist against female pilots

  3. “WE’LL JUST BE THE LOSERS FAMILY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!” – the Nerd family after passing through Ellis Island

  4. Uh, Steve Harvey hosts the show now? I must have been living under a rock.

  5. Well, you know these answers are only as good as the people they surveyed…

  6. The judges would have accepted dingaling or bathroom area also.

  7. Love the fact that the audience SHOUTS, “SCHLOOOOONNNG!!!”

  8. Family Feud is the best. This one time, the question was “Name something you pop” and this guy said “Elvis” and they gave him a trophy for weirdest answer.

    • One time I was watching and there was this West African family on the show. As in, they came from Africa expressly to be on Family Feud. The survey was “name a body part you get examined every time you visit the doctor.” The very first thing out of this one guy’s mouth was “scrotum”. His family, the host, and everyone in Southern California lost their shit at the same time. It was glorious.

    • One time the survey was “Name something a man might be holding when he falls asleep”, and of course one of the answers was “his dick” (or a family-friendly version of that). Although nothing beats the one: “Name something you hope you don’t find in your child’s backpack”. One of the answers was “a snake”. Oh, sure. Obviously a snake.

  9. I can’t tell you how many times “his schlong” has been the right answer for me…

  10. i love how the white people were like “OH! GOSH! ME OH MY!” and the black people were like “DAAAAAAMN!”

  11. “Self-Schlong!”

  12. “Number five!” “A BOURBON, NEAT WITH A TWIST!”

  13. Number Five: Mark Wahlberg’s hand.

  14. I used to watch a lot of Family Feud on the Game Show Network when I was younger. I think my all time favorite dumb answer would be this one time when the survey was “Name a time when you would light candles” and this woman instantly buzzed in and responded “6:00″

  15. I once attended a taping of Family Fued. It was the worst nightmare imaginable. It was back when that Tool Time or whatever dude was hosting. They tape like 3 eps in a row and you have to stay for 4 hours. No break because everyone would just fucking leave, duh. You are required to clap and yell ‘good answer’ after *every* answer, no matter how dumb (95% are ‘self potato’/'donkey punch’.) and you have to go ‘ooooohhhhh’ (like you’re disappointed) into a clap when the answer is not on the board, even though of course it’s not. Oh and ‘go nuts’ every time he says ’20,000 Dollars!!’, which is every 5 minutes. For four torturous hours. It becomes wildly surreal at a certain point.

    I hate to say it, but I can definitly see why that one dude offed himself (RIP one dude). Tool Time had the look of someone held captive and being forced to make a confession video by terrorists.

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