I know that it’s gotten very confusing these days what with all of the reality TV and the Paris Hiltons of the world (Paris Hilton, so hot right now) so that some people might think that you just HAVE to go on TV no matter what, but it turns out you really don’t! It’s totally OK if there’s something special or unique or problematic in your life to NOT share it with the whole world in a format that is designed to exploit and humiliate you for entertainment purposes. Like, just as a random example plucked out of the ether: let’s say you were an adult baby, like, a grown adult who fetishized being a baby and slept in a giant crib and had your girlfriend feed you in your homemade adult high chair and dribbled food down your face and had fake tantrums and pooped your diaper and that was your thing. That’s fine! That can be your thing. Everybody’s got things. Life is hard enough as it is without pretending like you don’t have a thing. But, just in case someone never told you, if that is your thing, or even if you have another thing, you are not REQUIRED BY LAW to go on Dr. Phil.
It just seems like some people might be confused and think they are required to do this to themselves and I want them to know that this is not actually the case. Learn to say “no.” That can be your first word as a man baby. GOOD LUCK OUT THERE, GIANT MAN BABIES! (Thanks for the tip, ali888.)