Here we are, everyone. The night of the 2012 Golden Globes, hosted by Ricky Gervais. OH, WHAT A NIGHT! Remember last year when the thought that Ricky Gervais was hosting the Golden Globes was actually an exciting thing that maybe could’ve made the event a whole lot more bearable? Weird! Now look where we are! What a difference a year makes, especially when you are a jerk who is constantly given platforms to never shut up about it. Oh well. We’re still going to enjoy our night, RIGHT?! Watching the Golden Globes together?! Something we and the Hollywood stars dream about all year long?! LIKE THE FAMILY WE ARE? YES! So please, first, refresh your memory on the nominees and remember that every time Bridesmaids doesn’t win, a woman is made to feel less-than by a man. And second, please join me and each other in the comments for some Golden Globes HANG TIME! I hope you have your fancy clothes on! LET’S GET THIS IMPORTANT HOLLYWOOD AWARD CEREMONY PARTY STARTED!

Comments (461)
  1. Why haven’t I seen Ryan Gosling yet??????????????????

  2. Where is Fassbender????

  3. Reese Witherspoon looks good. Red is her color.

  4. Is JHutch there?

  5. Wow, the NBC patter is SUPER awkward.

  6. Look it’s Bryan Cranston! WHERE’S AARON, DO YOU THINK? WITH HIS FIANCEE SOMEWHERE?

  7. I’m still watching the HORROR SHOW that is this Green Bay/Giants game, so if I randomly cuss at anyone tonight, please know that it’s not really ME saying explicatives to your face very loudly… it’s the girl who wants to burn Eli Manning’s house down. Her name is Britannia and she is a BITCH.

  8. Ladies, what is your favorite and least favorite body part? Asking for Juliana.

  9. Countdown blooper, very good start.

  10. Ricky Gervais appears; everyone thinks, “Oh shit.”

  11. We should play a drinking game where we take a shot every time Gervais makes a Tebow joke.

    (Nope, we’d die.)

  12. Angelina Jolie just had a delayed laugh and it was perfect.

  13. Norbit joke. TIMELESS.

  14. Hola, Antonio Banderas!

  15. This monologue needs more Brendan Fraser

  16. I wonder if Ricky Gervais will continue to be irreverant…probably not.

  17. Pissed off / Bored Amy Pohler is the best

  18. Amy Poehler and Tina Fey’s bored faces during Gervais’ monologue win the Golden Globes of my heart.

  19. Jodie Foster looks amazing.

  20. “My dad always has crushes on lesbians” — @babyfriday

  21. I love the celebrities that aren’t afraid to not laugh at Ricky.

  22. AHHHHHHHHHHHMEGANMCCARTHYAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  23. Wash your hair, Johnny Depp!

  24. Needs more jokes about Bronies

  25. Clive Owen alert!

  26. “Take a joke, JDepp.”–me
    “No.”–JDepp

  27. Johnny Depp is doing a great impression of Johnny Depp!

  28. Gerard Butler looks like a sex predator in a Lifetime movie. I like it. I like it a lot.

  29. Go away, Jonah Hill.

  30. Christopher Plummer was amazing in Beginners. No joke.

  31. Beginners was so fucking great.

  32. BEGINNERS! HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO

  33. Between Chloe Moretz, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, and George Clooney, it’s amazing there’s not a whoopie cushion on every seat.

  34. Hi everybody! serious question: I didn’t see last years ‘golden globe awards’ so I guess I’m ‘out of the loop’ but I herd there was some controversy?!?! What did r-gervs say exactly to make everyone go ‘OHHOOOOooooo!’?? was it that bruce willis is ashton kutchers dad thing? no way anyone found that ‘scandalous’ right? because of how tame that is/was? right? like right this second this dude with mila kunis is talking about how afraid he is of gervs and I just don’t understand what is happeninggggg.

    ill be by the video pizza if you need me.

  35. YAY CAPT. VON TRAPP!

  36. Do you think Ewan McGregor will be my boyfriend if I ask nicely?

  37. ADORKABLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. Glad to see Zooey Deschanel is finally not holding back her adorkability. GET IT, GIRL!

  39. I hope Laura Dern will trade bodies with me, like I asked her to.

  40. If Tina Fey and Amy Poehler work really hard, some day they’ll be as good as whoever these women are that keep beating them in awards shows.

  41. Ashton and Zooey look great since they filed for divorce.

  42. Poehler, robbed again. BS

  43. This is a request for a .gif of Tina Fey creeping into the shot of Amy Poehler.

  44. “Does anyone know how to post videos to Facebook?”

  45. ROBLOWEILOVEYOU!!

  46. Who are you guys watching it with?


    What, this wasn’t an excuse to post this? What are you talking about?

  47. Jesus, you two, look better. (Not possible)

  48. Throw it on the BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPER REEEEEEEEEEEEL

  49. Julianne Moore is so high you guys.

  50. What was that girl just doing? Who was that girl?

  51. Rob Lowe’s improv skills are tight! LOL, Spielberg!

  52. If Mildred Pierce beats Downton Abbey I’m throwing away my TV.

  53. Look, stars, reading lines is your only job.

    #telepromptersnafu2012
    #neverforget

  54. YAY COUGARTON ABBEY!

  55. I am glad that someone is finally giving it to HBO in the minseries department.

  56. What’s Golden Globe?

  57. Oh my god, you guys! All this time I thought it was called Downtown Abbey! I assumed it was about a woman named Abbey trying to make it in the city.

  58. WHERE ARE LADIES MARY AND SYBIL???

  59. WINSLET WINSIT.

  60. Kate Winslet is flawless. I saw Kate Winslet wearing army pants and flip flops… so I bought army pants and flip flops.

  61. “Does anyone have Gabe Delahaye’s number? I need to ask him something real quick.”

  62. Hey look, it’s Gabe’s girlfriend!

  63. midnight in paris had better win

  64. Midnight in Paris was SO good, but man alive does Woody Allen hate women.

  65. I love when it’s a commercial break!

  66. My mom is talking about which celebrity’s body she wishes she could have.

    Send help.

  67. GET OFF THE STAGE, NORMALS.

  68. Are you kidding me with this A Night of Betty White.

  69. Hey there Jeremy Irons………..

  70. Jeremy’s . . . iron?

  71. marilyn MON-roe

  72. HAHAHA are these ‘philanthropists’ for real. “goooood eeeeeeevening..” LOL. I hope Rick blasts those two some of his patented ZINGERS!

  73. I have such a girl crush on Michelle Williams.

  74. Eeessh, I hope God’s not watching! :-/

  75. Wait, Ricky Gervais is an atheist? WTF?!?!

  76. ricky’s right you guys, that joke about his agent and god DID need to be done.

  77. I love Soookie’s hair!

  78. Oh my god Joey’s there!

  79. Is Paula Patton high?

  80. Kelsey Grammar over Bryan Cranston?

    *gunshot*

  81. Kelsey Grammer? Is he still a thing?

  82. BOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BRYAN CRANSTON

  83. Congratulations to Mr. Grammer-Boss

  84. Again, Roz is fucking SHUT OUT.

  85. Real Talk: “Boss” is an amazing Book. Realest of Talks

  86. WHEN WILL ROZ GET HER GOLDEN GLOBE???

  87. More like Kelsey LAME-ER! #BryanCranston4life

  88. Bridesmaids has opened so many doors for women that only guys with girl’s names can win the guy’s awards.

  89. Not Game of Thrones? There is no Tebow.

  90. Why did Homeland win? Does it have DRAGONS? Or MIDGETS???

  91. Hey, Moonvest was onstage!

  92. I hope there are more “Pooping in the sink” jokes coming up, because I’m in need for some serious LOLZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZ

  93. I think Swinton should storm the stage and take control of this ship. I will be the boatswain on the HMS Swinton any day.

  94. Now maybe some of the people I’ve told to watch Homeland will listen!

  95. I wrote a comment about “pooping in the sink” that is awaiting moderation. KELLY HELP!!!

  96. Jimmy Fallon is the cutest motherfucker alive!

  97. Clooney always seems to be barely tolerating whatever’s happening in front of his face.

  98. I got all excited to watch this, then realized this is just the golden globes. Wikipedia says I Oscars are next month? I don’t know how I even made this mistake?? Also: feeling embarrassed for Fallon right now.

  99. Oxymoron wars? Shut up, dumb movie trailer!

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