It doesn’t matter how hard you try to do what you think is right for yourself and for those you love. Because we are all human beings trying to figure things out for ourselves before we die and go to Heaven, there will be times when you get hurt. Whether it is through overhearing a negative conversation about you, or not getting invited to some sort of party that you figured you’d probably be invited to because you’ve hung out with this person a lot and all of your friends are invited sooo, or if you sneeze and then your adorable twin babies mock your sneeze over and over again, or if you’re accidentally sent a text that was meant for someone else that didn’t refer to you by name but you’re pretty sure the person who sent it was talking about you and what they said was not very flattering. All kinds of different scenarios, each equal parts character building and heartbreaking. You learn that, as it turns out, everyone is kind of a jerk. Especially your sneeze babies.

He can’t help the way he sneezes, babies! He’s just trying to live his life! Why don’t you just BACK OFF! (Via StuffIStole.)

Comments (13)
  1. Hey my kid is almost choking on that dinosaur toy should I stop filming? Nah it will make a great blooper

  2. spoiler alert: they’ll still be jerks when they get older.

  3. Listen, babies. Kelly is only telling you part of it. Not only will everyone you love someday hurt you, but everything you love will someday hurt you, too. The only constant is change, but you’re human. That means you’re going to get emotionally attached to things, and all of those things will eventually disappear. One day you’re a baby, giggling at your sneezed. The next day you’re an adult, weeping at a particularly poignant fabric softener commercial because it reminds you of how things once were and that they’ll never be the same again.

  4. Clearly they haven’t read My First Vonnegut. I will do the honors.

    Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind. Also, everybody poops.

  5. Notsneezefast

  6. I think we need to do a series of psa’s for the dads called “It Gets Worse.” The things my kids have laughed at me about this week:
    my bald spot
    how ‘everyone knows’ my wife is much more successful than me [which is totally true, but still]
    how my eyes bug out in pictures
    my singing
    my hook shot

  7. Kelly don’t take your Aaron Paul betrayal anger out on these babies, though they are sort of jerks and they kind of have Hitler hair.

  8. Omg those babies are delicious. They already have a sense of humor and comic timing.

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