HEY GIRRRRRRRRRRRRL! How are you? Are you still on that crazy diet? Girl. You know that diet’s just gonna leave you tired, plus it seems really unhealthy. And don’t you think you’ll be right in the same place you were before, once you go back to eating normally? Girl, you’re beautiful. I don’t know why you think you have to jump through all these crazy hoops. Speaking of jumping, don’t you wish you could microwave all of your shoes and your socks? UGH, I KNOW! I’m so sick of coming home after a long day of work, feet feeling terrible after being in THESE all day, and not having anything microwavable to wear around the house. It’s like whoever is in charge of creating shoes and socks doesn’t even know how feet work. Uhh hello, MR. SHOESANDSOCKS, some of us would like to RELAX for once. Some of us can feel. And now girls, hold onto your purse because our eyelash wishes have been granted by the creators of HOT BOOTIES!
It’s like a spa, right in your filthy microwave. BUT CAN YOU WEAR THEM TO
BED WORK? (Via BuzzFeed.)