Access Hollywood “caught up” (oh, girl, tell me everything) with George Clooney’s girlfriend, Stacy Keibler this week, who gives us a pretty interesting look at what these two lovebirds’ life is like away from the cameras:
“We have a rule that he is not allowed to play pranks on me,” the blonde beauty told Access, as George smiled by her side.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Good rule! Unfortunately, Stacy Keibler just signed her own dumped warrant. I mean, how can you seriously expect to hold onto a prankosaurus rex like George Clooney, the tyrant king of the prankosaur kingdom, if you’re unwilling to share in his greatest passion: pranks? Eventually he’s going to find someone younger and prettier who is into sewing fart machines into the lining of his tuxedo pants right before the BAFTAs, or whatever. Oh well. Good luck, Stacy Keibler. But the real news of the night came next when the spotlight turned to the New King of Pranksedy, Rupert Pranksin’ himself:
As for his planned prank on Pitt, George said it’s going to be major.
“I can’t tell you what it is, but I can tell you it’s going to end his career,” the actor joked. “I actually am working on something for [Brad,] but I want to wait until, you know, for a while. Let it run for a couple of years.”
Whoa. WHOA. It’s going to END PITT’S CAREER? Clooney is going to “LET IT RUN FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS”?!?! Fuck, dude. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. What’s in the prank?
WHAT’S IN THE PRAAAAAAANK?!
I do love how that quote is introduced by “as for his planned prank on Pitt,” even though up until that point no one had been talking about George Clooney pranking Brad Pitt. It just goes without saying. As for the thing we all KNOW is going to HAPPEN. The wheels are always turning. Stay tuned for George Clooney’s next move. Hey let’s check back in with Stacy “Don’t Even Think About Fucking Pranking Me, George” Keibler one more time:
“George loves me to wear my heels,” Stacy, who was sporting a Marchesa gown, said.
And the actor might like his lady in a pair of heels, but the Golden Globe nominee doesn’t chime in on what she should wear on the red carpet.
“She picks her own [clothes.] She’s a grown up,” George added.
I don’t know, bro. Sounds like a keeper. If you two can work out this pranks thing, she sounds like a real keeper. (Thanks for the tip, @grahamorama.)